Batfamily Group Chat (warning dis-functional Family ahead)

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Alfred
Is everyone else still here

Dick Grayson
I'm still here AL

Damian Wayne
As am I pennyworth

Barbara Gordon
You OK AL

Alfred pennyworth
I'm not no. Master Bruce why can't you to just get on with your son.

Bruce Wayne
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Alfred Pennyworth
Fine be like that. Let's see how long you last cooking and cleaning and washing your cloths or patching yourself up without assistance master Bruce.

Tim Drake
Wo did Alfred just ground Batman ?

Dick Grayson
I've never seen Alfred this mad at him before I mean normally his just passive aggressive but this. This is new

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Hello, Detec.... I mean everyone

Barbra Gordon
Who is this I thought this dam chat was water tight

Tim Drake
Apparently not

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Oh I'm R.... I mean it's me Jim Gordon

Damian Wayne
Is the something wrong with your Father Gordon

Barbra Gordon
your right Damian Dad dose seem a little off.

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No darling it's me your dad. Stop being so paranoid I know what this "chat" is.

Damian Wayne
And what is that

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This is basically the bat family chat room. Speaking of witch wear is Dem......I mean Jason

Bruce Wayne
Is something wrong with your phone Jim ?

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Yes it how dose one put it on the blink

Tim Drake
What I want to know is how did you find out our identity so easily

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You just work out that Bruce Wayne is batman and there you go the rest of the peace's fall into place.

Alfred
Sir I've intercepted communications that several members of the league of Assassines are active in Gotham city

Bruce Wayne
Were are the locations I'll head there and check it out.

Alfred
Of course sir. The locations are as follows. Chiner Town. Wayne tower. And a factory in Gotham's old east end.

Damian Wayne
I shall come with you father you will need the help

Tim Drake Added Jason Todd

Tim Drake
Jaybird your up. League sighted on your patch.

Jason Todd
No it's not my problem

Tim Drake
Come on man you've said yourself the league is beyond what me and Steph can handle on our own and Dick and Bruce have got the other ones

Jason Todd
Fine I'll do it. If only because I don't want the to be another dead Robin when I could have easily stopped it.

Barbra Gordon
Awww Jay bird has a soft spot haha

Jason Todd
Now look who's being childish

2 Hours later

Dick Grayson
Did anyone get the feeling like they know we were coming after them I tried to sneak in but they were on me like a shot

Bruce Wayne
Same , Strange any obvious suspects for a leak weren't in the chat.

Jason Todd
Who's this unknow user

Barbra Gordon
It's my dad don't ask how he got in here

Jason Todd
Hum I'm not a computer guy but the kind of security you put on this chat it should be impossible for someone like Jim to hack in

Tim Drake
How so dude

Barbara Gordon
Have you seen my dad on his laptop

Jason Todd
Jimbo how's it going at the precinct

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Atrrr there you are Demon... I mean Jason

Jason Todd
One Jim would not call me demon

Bruce Wayne
Two Jim hates it when he calls him that

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No no no it's me Detective. I mean Bruce sorry old boy texting a few people at once here

Jason Todd
Cut the shit Ra's

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You thought it was Jim Gordon but it was I Ras Al Gul

Bruce Wayne
No one thought you were Jim

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Really

Damian Wayne
Yes grand Father no one believes you were the Commissioner

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But I'm the Demons head master of desption.

Tim Drake
I'm sorry but Dick can do a better impression of Jim by a mile. Now if you excuse me I'm going to get coffee

Jason Todd
Also keep your Assassines out off the east end or I'm going to kick your ass so hard you end up crashing back to Japan from orbit

Ras
Bring it Demon I'll enjoy sending you and your little one eyed pet back to hell were you both crawled from

Dick Grayson
Oh snap you've done it how Ra's

Bruce Wayne
Jason if you need assistance with the integration of the boot to Ra's ass I would be willing to put aside our differences to lend a boot

Jason Todd
Sounds good

Ras
Now now Gentleman let's not be so Hastie

Barbara Gordon
I'm sending you two his location now

Tim Drake
Oh I really want to go with some pop corn and watch this Batman and The Red Hood Vs Ras Al Gul

Damian Wayne
Errr Drake I have a question

Tim Drake
Yes?

Damian Wayne
Is the enough popcorn for two