Jason is dressed like above and the others are also dressed as the horse men
Jason Todd
You know what that was actually fun
Dick Grayson
Can you do that in more of a death voice that would be so funny
Tim Drake
Is no one else concerned that roses wipe for her costume is basically one of Selina's with a shit tone of knives stuck to it
Rose Wilson
But that's what it looks like
Damian Wayne
Drake you idiot you cut the hood to big
Jason Todd
I love the costume red those revolvers I leant you look grate.
Barbra Gordon
Thanks Jason I'm grateful you let me borrow them
Dick Grayson
Well what do you know everyone is getting on for once
Bruce Wayne
We're taking photos of you all for the album
Alfred
Master Todd please put on a shirt we don't want all those old scars in family photos
Roy Harper
Oh those are real I thought it was fake. Holly crap dude you need to look after yourself better
Rose Wilson
I like them they add character. That and his meant to be death it works
Tim Drake
Jay I think she's graduated to full on hitting on you
Barbara Gordon
So that's why you were so insistent on him doing the darksiders version you just basically wanted to get him shirtless.
Rose Wilson
Guilty as charged ;)
Jason Todd
Down girl the are kids in this chat
Tim Drake
I'm not a kid and also your not winking your smiling you only have one eye remember
Rose Wilson
I am 50% blind I can't really forget smart ass
Dick Grayson
Timothy you are a child stop acting like a though guy just to impress some one who isn't in the chat
Alfred
Miss wilson I'm warning you if you don't keep your mits off that wine I will call your father and inform him of what you just said
Tim Drake
Oh wait I just remembered I got to go see steph
Roy Harper
Tim left cause she's drunk right
Jason Todd
Yup
Roy Harper
Why
Jason Todd
Figure it out you've seen what she's like when she's drunk
Rose Wilson
She has a name Todd
Jason Todd
I know you do Rose
Barbra Gordon
Is it just Me or is Jay very relaxed right now
Roy Harper
Ye
Barbra Gordon
Is Jason ok. Al take his temperature
Alfred
Why miss Gordon
Barbra Gordon
He seams way to chilled out today
Damian Wayne
Get back here and fix my hood Drake
Tim Drake
Hay guys I'm kind of busy can one of you fix the Demons hood
Jason Todd
I'm an Assassin not a Tailer Timbo
Dick Grayson
I can't either
Rose Wilson
What the hot one said
Roy Harper
Ros(ie go hom_e you /a little drunk
Jason Todd
Roy your one to talk you cant even type your that drunk. You literally downed a whole bottle of Jack
Alfred
Oh joy
Dick Grayson
I'll take Roy home you take rose back to her apartment
Jason Todd
Why do I always get the tuf jobs
Barbra Gordon
She's your friend.no one else her likes her. Sorry if I'm being blunt jay but I think it was about time one of us said it.
Damian Wayne
No I think it's more your the one no one would miss
Rose Wilson
Hay I may be a killer but im a sensitive killer ok. ;(
Tim Drake
Ye she's drunk shed never say that will sober
Damian Wayne
God that's just pofetic. Here's me thinking Deathstrokes kid would be intimidating
Jason Todd
You cant say much Damian especially as you were an accident.
Damian Wayne
At least my perents loved me Todd
Alfred
Oh lord shall I just say your all adopted so we can close the book on this pointless debarclle.
Jason Todd
That..... I'm shocked Alfred just rosted the whole chat.......
Dick Grayson
Ouch
Tim Drake
:(
Damian Wayne
Jokes on you penny worth I'm the blood son
Alfred
And I am to old to care
Rose Wilson
Would any of you guys adopt me. All my family dose is hurt me
Dick Grayson
Oh Jesus she's crying. I didn't know she could cry
Jason Todd
Come on Rose let's get you home
Damian Wayne
That escalated quickly
Dick Grayson
I guess I spoke to soon
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