Bruce Wayne
I just went to check on Damian.
Tim Drake
Is it dead yet?
Bruce Wayne
No! Why would you ask that.
Tim Drake
I saw Jason slip something in his tea before Alfred sent it up I was hoping it was posion.
Jason Todd
No just sugar, although that is a good way to do it
Damian Wayne
Father I am never drinking tea made by Todd again
Dick Grayson
Jay how much you use
Jason Todd
I don't know I was tired and on auto pilot
Barbra Gordon
He put in one I put in half the bag as I thought it was for Tim
Tim Drake
What why you know I don't drink that heirble tea crap the demon spawn dose.
Bruce Wayne
Why half the bag?
Tim Drake
To be fair she isn't far off
Alfred
Master Drake that amount of sugar will do you no good.
Barbara Gordon
Hang on I'll do the math. Carry the 4 add the 70, ye your going to die from that Tim
Tim Drake
I guess I'll stick to coffe oh wait I forgot some asswhole blew up my coffe machine!!!!! Todd !!
Bruce Wayne
Guys my son is sleeping upside down like a bat please help me.
Jason Todd
This family is going to be the death of me
Dick Grayson
Possative thinking Jay. Try happy thoughts
Jason Todd
My idea of happy thoughts is stabbing Joker 47 times in the chest
Bruce Wayne
Jason that kills people
Jason Todd
Oh I did not know that, that's my least favourite thing to do.
Rose Wilson
What happened to his hands
Jason Todd
I cooked them up and ate them
Tim Drake
You guys better be quoting something otherwise I'm having you sectioned Jason.
Damian Wayne
Shut up drake
Tim Drake
Damian get down before the blood gose to your head and you die.
Damian Wayne
You actually care ?????
Tim Drake
No I don't want to have to explain to Talia you died like an idiot
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