Batfamily Group Chat (warning dis-functional Family ahead)

shot me know

Jason Todd
who put that video up on YouTube

Tim Drake
don't ask me

Jason Todd
helpful as ever Timbo

Tim Drake
hay I am helpful

Jason Todd
really when

Tim Drake
like the time I fixed your laptop with a bullet whole in the screen and that time I deleted Graysons browser history...never again

Jason Todd
oh please do tell

Alfred
typical pm him if you must master Drake

Barbra Gordon
stop diging up black mail material on my man Tim

Dick Grayson
I'm not getting involved in this I've got nothing to hide

Alfred
I would hope not to master Grayson

Tim Drake
I have a question would dick get the Tea tray of Justice if the was anything on there

Alfred Sent a picture

Barbra Gordon
bloody hell I knew Jason was dence but that's beyond a joke

Tim Drake
your telling me it's bent 182 degrees

Dick Grayson
I feel bad for the Tea tray

Jason Todd
and I feel sorry for Tim good lord the was some weard stuff in your browser history  Dick

Dick Grayson
what he shows you that Tim I trusted you dam it

Alfred
should I be conserned Master Todd

Jason Todd
not really I'm just messing  phycie

Alfred
for a trained assassin you are so childish

Jason Todd
I am not

Barbra Gordon
am to

Jason Todd
am not

Alfred
my point exactly

Jason Todd
God dam it

Barbra
it's fine you do you I guess

Dick Grayson
wait are you not even going to ask what they found

Barbra Gordon
no because I already know

Dick Grayson
Jay help a bro in need out ye

Jason Todd
Why should I what's in it for me

Dick Grayson
being a normal little brother for once

Jason Todd
you have a strange idea of normal but go on

Dick Grayson
I need to disappear

Jason Todd
ok but that don't come cheep

Roy Harper
I hear san Fran is nice this time of year

Dick Grayson
wtf I thought this was a Dm

Barbra Gordon
please don't leave me Dickiebird xxx

Jason Todd
awww there so cuite. I think I'm going to throw up get a room you pear I don't want you crawling all over each other will I'm working

Alfred
envie is not good sir. but you two go some were more private please

Roy Harper
do you bats ever sleep

Tim Drake
no bats are nockternal

Alfred added Damian Wayne

Alfred
your welcome

Tim Drake
we have been sabotaged by our most loyol friend

Jason Todd
shot me now please

Damian Wayne
your the only one in the Chat that uses a gun Todd

Jason Todd
well this is awkward

Damian Wayne
Stop babling Todd

Tim Drake Added Bruce Wayne

Tim Drake
help me please

Bruce Wayne
why?

Tim Drake
please don't leave me on my own with the phyco son's

Damian Wayne
we're you trying to name a Rock band Drake

Jason Todd
objection your hornor I am in fact a sociopath

Damian Wayne
what ever you are Todd you were still bested by an old man with a tea tray. it's a shame my mother spoke highly of your combat skill. I guess she was wrong

Jason Todd
that's it one v one in the cave now it's time I thought you respect you brat

Bruce Wayne
Todd you touch my son I'll put you in hospital

Alfred
please you two postpone your grudge match I have just cleaned the cave

Jason Todd
ok al

Damian Wayne
coward Cough

Jason Todd
I'm not risking another run in with an angry Alfred. Batman deathstroke I can handle but not that

Bruce Wayne
a wise choice both of you