A short Stay at Arkham

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Jason Todd
Yo some one call 911!

Tim Drake
Its kicking off at Arkham isn't it

Jason Todd
Ye shits sideways

Kate Cain
What you do this time nuckel head

Jason Todd
Well croc pushed frost who crashed into zasz who then stabed a guard in the face with a spork and well shit escalated

Tim Drake
A spork just when you thought Victor couldn't get any weirder

Barbra Gordon
Has anything good happened to you today in the mad house how's the new therapist.

Jason Todd
Oh I got to beat Joker up with Harley today that was Good.

Bruce Wayne
What happened this time.

Jason Todd
He told a joke about a boy walking into a crow bar. A bar for crows. He got what he fucking deserved. I'm not sorry.

Tim Drake
And that is why sending Jay to Arkam is a waste of time. its like putting a wolf in a field full of sheep. He doesn't think time to reflect on why i hurt this sheep. He just thinks. Hunt, kill, eat. Repeat.

Rose Wilson
I miss you Hoodie xx

Jason Todd
I miss you to Rose ill be seeing you soon. The therapist is suggesting they strap me to a chair and shock me so I'm going to break out after breakfast. Screw that my brain is mashed enough without shock therapy

Cassandra Cain
Isn't that practice outlawed.

Dick Grayson
I would assume it is in most states ? Babs your the research person. Do your thing

Barbra Gordon
I am not your personal google you lazy ass I'm busy running case files for Bruce and Tim

Jason Todd
Well the death penalty is still a thing in some states you think there trying to off me on the quite.

Bruce Wayne
As i understand it a person suffering from phycopathy or sociopayhy cant be put on death row because its a personality disorder. That and you would need to be tried in a court first

Katie cain
That aside, Wouldn't it make more sense to break out at night. You know when its dark

Jason Todd
Ye but that's when they expect you to break out. They don't expect you to try a break out during the day

Bruce Wayne
Are you at least going to let me organize private therapy if the Doctors at arkham Have no idea what to do with you

Jason Todd
I don't have a choice do I

Alfred
No sir you really don't

Dick Grayson
You know Jay hack the system and play the greate escape music as a piss take after your already gone and see how long it takes them to release your gone

Tim Drake
Oh god don't give him ideas

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