Jason Todd
We're is the demon brat
Barbra Gordon
Why you want to know we're he is Jay
Jason Todd
The little brat has stolen two of my katana's. You wait till I get my hands on him the little
Bruce Wayne
Jason calm down there Just swords you can by new ones. it's not like you don't already spend all the money I give you on weapons and ammo anyway.
Jason Todd
They are my dam league blades the brat doesn't just get to walk off with them
Tim Drake
Wait I don't get it
Barbra Gordon
I don't either can some one fill us in
Jason Todd
You wouldn't understand and it's a story I'm not comfortable repeating
Bruce Wayne
At the end of a member of the leagues training they are required to forge a katana as a right off passage. higher ranking member forge two blades as a symbol of status like the samurai off old.
Tim Drake
Wait you have two
Barbra Gordon
WTF how highly ranked were you in the league of Assassins Jay
Jason Todd
...........
Bruce Wayne
The blades are some of the thoughts in the world and are able to cut through most armour. His knife was made of the same way. It is also said to be a part of the owners soul and should last there life.
Dick Grayson
For some one who doesn't kill you know a lot about swords
Bruce Wayne
I choose not to kill. I still went through the same training under Ra's
Barbra Gordon
Jay answer my dam question you stubborn git
Jason Todd
No Red that's again
Roy Harper
Are we all just going to skip over the fact batman funds Red hoods war on crime when there two beliefs are incompatible.
Tim Drake
Pretty much. Nothing makes sense in this family anyway so get use to it
Jason Todd
Brat wonder I know your in this dam chat bring those blades back or I'll remove your head and balls with them simultaneously
Tim Drake
That would need him to have balls in the first place. Couch couch
Damian Wayne
Shut up Drake
Bruce Wayne
Damian what are you doing with Jason's swords you know the importance of them to him and I don't want to have to clean up what's left of you if you even so much as scratch them
Damian Wayne
Father there the only sharp swords in the house. And I was helping
Jason Todd
If you were helping I'm the bloody pope
Barbra Gordon
Oh my god I have images of the pope with duel colts now in my mind. I'm not sure if it's funny or nightmare meterial.
Damian Wayne
I was I was helping penny worth with the garden
Tim Drake
With a sword really demon spawn
Jason Todd
If you even so much as scratch them I will landscape your face
Damian Wayne
I made some decorative peace's from the bushes in the grounds
Damian Wayne sent a photo
Jason Todd
Not bad short stack good blade work.
Bruce Wayne
Damian return the swords and apologise to both Jason and Alfred now
Damian Wayne
Yes father
Dick Grayson
Is it just me or is Bruce being overly nice to jay lately
Barbra Gordon
Ye I think I liked it better when they were fighting
Tim Drake
I'm just glade Jay Is on our side
Alfred
I second that master Drake
Jason Todd
Ye Barbra and dick are right who are you and what you done with the real batman !
Alfred
Master Wayne don't you dare
Bruce Wayne
I am vengeance,I am the night, I'm Batman!!!!!!
Dick Grayson
Yup that's our Bruce alright
Roy Harper
If the was a cringe meter it would be full right now
Jason Todd
And people say I'm the ott edgelord around here. At least I get results
Tim Drake
You are though Todd
Jason Todd
Don't make fun of me because of my mental health you Richard
Dick Grayson
My ears are burning
Barbra Gordon
I just saw Bruce's last message. I'm as dead inside as Jay after a run in with a crow bar
Jason Todd
I fucking hate you all. Except Roy and Al. Don't at me
Tim Drake
I think we all knew that
Bruce Wayne
Do you get results though . If you kill a killer the number of killers in the world doesn't change
Dick Grayson
What he said
Barbra Gordon
Yay I smell a fight brewing
Roy Harper
The fuck Batgirl. I thought you were the sain one
Damian Wayne
She has obviously been infected by Todd's stupidity
Jason Todd
Demon I am not stupid and to answer your question Bruce. If you kill 100 killers it goes down by 99
Barbra Gordon
That's not the point Jay it's the moral side of it
Bruce Wayne
It's about doing what's right because it's right and that's the only reason you need
Jason Todd
If I killed Joe chill you would thank me Bruce
Bruce Wayne
..........
Alfred
That's a low blow sir and can I say I do not approve of Damian's Extreme landscaping
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