Tim Drake
Alfred help me Jason's trying to install a crowbar into my head
Alfred
Master Todd if you must kill him can you do it quitely I have quite the headache
Jason Todd
Objection your honour I am not in the mannor
Damian Wayne
I didn't believe your girlfriend so I sure as hell don't believe you Todd
Rose Wilson
I can confirm his not attacking Drake
Barbra Gordon
Me to his helping me and Richard with moving to our new apartment
Jason Todd
That and If it was me attacking you. you'd be dead
Tim Drake
Well who the hell was it then
Barbara Gordon
You sure you weren't just having a bad dream Tim you were asleep when we left
Bruce Wayne
No it's real all right luck for Tim it won't scare
Jason Todd
Also I'm taking a fence at the fact your saying I attacked you with a crowbar
Barbra Gordon
Jason please leave the shitty puns to Roy
Roy Harper
Hay I'm still here you know
Dick Grayson
Wait what pun
Barbra Gordon
He was moving the fence when he sent it
Bruce Wayne
Wait your taking your garden fences with you ?
Barbra Gordon
Ye I payed for them
Jason Todd
Now I know why you said you needed the help this women is packing up the sink 🙉
Barbara Gordon
I have a name
Rose Wilson
Hay red head you actually doing that
Barbara Gordon
I'd threaten you but I don't like my odds against you both
Tim Drake
Dose no one care that someone tried to kill me
Jason Todd
We do just not right now
Bruce Wayne
Tim did you see anyone enter the room
Tim Drake
No
Bruce Wayne
It has to be someone with access to the mannor the is no sign of a break in
Rose Wilson
Damian?
Damian Wayne
Why Is it I'm thought to be the guilty party
Barbra Gordon
Maby because you tried to stab him on a T Rex
Rose Wilson
True
Jason Todd
That and you two have just never liked each other. That and it's totally your style to use a crowbar and blame it on me.
Damian Wayne
All good points put father saw me helping pennyworth.
Roy Harper
I'm in star city and everyone else has aliby part from one person
Bruce Wayne
Rose.
Rose Wilson
Yes ?
Bruce Wayne
You have 2 hours to be out of Gotham.
Rose Wilson
It wasn't me ass whole. Jay help me out here please
Jason Todd
Bruce as I said with myself if Rose had attacked him he would be dead.
Bruce Wayne
You can't prove that Jason that and your compromised because of your feeling.
Jason Todd
If she's leaving Gotham I'm going with
Bruce Wayne
That's fine. Two less people running round killing people in my city.
Alfred
Master Bruce master Todd please let's not get to hasty. This is a simple miss understanding
Jason Todd
First it's not your city. Second you touch her I'll gut selina like a fish then you rich boy.
Dick Grayson
Hay Jaybird chill out
Bruce Wayne
Come at me you emo Street rat
Alfred
Master Bruce apologies now .
Bruce Wayne
Wait what
Alfred
Master Todd is only reacting how anyone would do if there partner was threatened.
Bruce Wayne
.............
Jason Todd
Stuff this rose pack me a bag will ya.
Rose Wilson
Sure thing baby
Alfred
Master Todd please
Barbara Gordon
Guys please can't we wait before we jump on each other
Tim Drake
Jay don't go man
Damian Wayne
Fathers. Alfred is crying his eyes out
Bruce Wayne
...................
Dick Grayson
Jay just ignore him his being a stubborn Richard
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