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Ye I know it's not Halloween but I wanted to do this. After playing Darksiders 2 yesterday.
Jason Todd
Why are we even doing anything for Halloween what are you guys nine
Rose Wilson
Don't be so krankie Jaybird your already sorted for your costume
Alfred
What is it with you pear and dark humour
Roy Harper
Just leave them to it Al there not hurting anyone
Bruce Wayne
If only that was true
Barbra Gordon
Stop it right now before this turns into an argument you pear. Dick and Tim have an idea for costumes for you guys.
Dick Grayson
Who ever can guess it gets a cookie
Damian Wayne
Yes his nine, for once Todd I agree with you.
Roy Harper
The old slasher film characters. Freddie, Jason,scream and that guy from Halloween.
Dick Grayson
No it's biblical
Rose Wilson
It's the four horsemen isn't it. That about fits with your dum jokes
Barbra Gordon
So who's who.
Dick Grayson
Haven't thought about it yet
Jason Todd
Hay Rose heads up
Rose Wilson
Thanks
Dick Grayson
How you know Jay
Jason Todd
You left the Google page up yesterday on Barbra's laptop. Also it's the only thing in the Bible that's Halloween like.
Barbra Gordon
You read a bible I guess the page about the ten commandments was missing
Jason Todd
Well it was there I just ignored some of it
Alfred
Why does that not shock anyone master Todd
Tim Drake
Who's witch horsemen
Jason Todd
It's obvious
Roy Harper
How so
Jason Todd
Richard is Desease as his smile is infectious
Tim is Famine as he eats all the food and drinks the world dry of coffee
And Damian is War because that's the only one left
Bruce Wayne
And witch would you be Jason
Rose Wilson
World's grates detective my ass
Dick Grayson
Why did you have to add your group of reprobates in Jay
Jason Todd
I'm not in this chat alone and Bruce take a guess four total only one left
Bruce Wayne
Death. I guess that's fitting as you have the highest body count of the robins
Barbra Gordon
Todd I can hear you laughing on the over side of the manor shut up.
Bruce Wayne
Are you all laughing at me for not getting that
Tim Drake
Yup
Dick Grayson
Yup
Damian Wayne
No father
Jason Todd
I was laughing at rose's reaction
Barbra Gordon
Hay dick can you streach to five horse men
Rose Wilson
Hay don't leave out the one eyed chick. Boys x
Roy Harper
They could be the other two from darksiders fury and strife
Dick Grayson
OK girls work it out among yourself
Rose Wilson
Ill do strife it would make more sense for strife to have an eye patch
Barbra Gordon
But your angrier then me it would be better if your fury. And I googled her design I'm not wearing that
Rose Wilson
And your logic is I won't mind because.....
Tim Drake
Well your normal armour is very what's the word, form fitting
Rose Wilson
Drake I will slap you
Tim Drake
Err jay little help here man
Jason Todd
No, I'm not dumb enough to get between rose and her victim when she's pissed off
Damian Wayne
Leave him alone you one eyed freak I'm the only one who gets to kill drake
Jason Todd
Oh god hell spawn please don't call her that. Oh Christ I can't watch
Barbra Gordon
What's going on.
Roy Harper
Errr well Damian tried to punched rose and well it wasn't pretty
Jason Todd
Alfred the demon needs stitches and sidating I tried to help him and he bit me
Bruce Wayne
Wait how you get in my house Rose?
Rose Wilson
Through the door smart ass
Alfred
I'll see to master Damian. And I'll show miss Wilson out. Might I suggest you reframe from bringing your "phyco friends" as master Grayson put it.
Jason Todd
It's fine we were just going anyway
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