A.n
I missed up it's Cassandra Cain not Cassie. Cassie is wonder girl. How did I get that wrong oh well that's orkward.
Bruce Wayne
So what are all you kids doing on this Friday night
Damian Wayne
Todd and Wilson are either in the bar or in hospital having there livers transplanted
Dick Grayson
If that was meant to be a Joke little D I think you forget the part were jokes are funny.
Jason Todd
"No more jokes, no more laughs!"
Barbra Gordon
Are you seriously still quoting spawn intros from Mortal Kombat 11
Tim Drake
I didn't know Jason liked spawn
Jason Todd
Anything apart from the live action film they did ye I do and yes I do his kick ass
Cassandra Cain
Of course Todd likes the 90's undead anti hero that kills people with guns and chains. I'm not even supprised. How ever I am surprised at our lack of baking skills girls.
Stephanie Brown
Ye it's meant to look like a cake but I think it's more of a brick
Barbra Gordon
I think it looks more like that nuked fridge out of that Indiana Jones movie
Cassandra Cain
Oh ye all it needs is a little hat next to it.
Stephanie Brown
Grate all our combined baking knowledge and all we can craft is a tray bake that looks like a nuked brick.
Dick Grayson
What you and rose doing Jay
Damian Wayne
Drinking or.....
Rose Wilson
Why you not finish the sentence short stack
Alfred
I took his phone miss Wilson. I must say I'm horrified at the terminology used by such a young man.
Rose Wilson
He probably learnt it from his @*#! Of a mother.
Alfred
Miss Wilson please, how is he supposed to learn if that is the kind of example you set.
Rose Wilson
I never said I was holy Al I'm more a devil then an angle and I do not tell anyone any different
Dick Grayson
Fair point and let's be honest she's not wrong. Anyway I asked you a question
Jason Todd
Mortal Kombat!
Tim Drake
Who's wining, when ever me and Steph play the loser dose dishes.
Barbra Gordon
You recon they could pull off any of the fatalities. Like you know on a criminal
Jim Gordon
Barbra please don't give them any ideas I have enough traumatized cops because of them without them emulating the most vial game ever created.
Stephanie Brown
Babas I think I'm just going to go out and buy cake
Cassandra Cain
Why?
Stephanie Brown
It's easier. And we're kind of out of eggs.
Barbara Gordon
Dam I forgot I had thoose omlettes with Richard for breakfast
Bruce Wayne
Barbra. Do I need to remind you not to egg on Jason's violent tendancy
Bruce Wayne
Also Robin you're grounded
Damian Wayne
T'
Dick Grayson
Did he just type that sound he makes.
Damian Wayne
My mother is not a @*#! Wilson
Rose Wilson
Kid don't start I'm trying to have an ok day were I don't have a raging bitch fit at someone. Or kill anyone
Tim Drake
Oh come on guys who's winning
Roy Harper
Rose is kicking his ass. His still trying to learn spawn
Tim Drake
Who's Rose using?
Roy Harper
Currently Joker. Jaybird is not happy about it
Tim Drake
I see She is pushing the phycological advantage. Smart move
Stephanie Brown
They have so much cake. I want it all
Barbra Gordon
Oh god here comes the cake monster
Cassandra Cain
I'm going to go hide now
Dick Grayson
Rose that's cruel. Also you and Jay went a whole day without killing anyone.
Bruce Wayne
Even when his not trying to really kill Joker his trying to do it in a game. Were did I go wrong Alfred.
Alfred
Putting him in a green and red suit with hints of yellow and sending him out to fight monsters sir. I believe that would be it but you've done it to two others since so I guess you haven't learnt yet.
Bruce Wayne
Of course. That's it
Alfred
Oh lord. Finally
Bruce Wayne
I'll add more yellow to the suit thanks Alfred.
Alfred
Your welcome Master Bruce 🙄
Damian Wayne
I don't care Wilson call my mother that again and you'll pay
Rose Wilson
I am so tempted to send him a photo of what I look like without my eyepatch just to scare the shit out of him
Barbra Gordon
Please don't I've been landed baby sitting I don't want to be put off my cake. No offence
Jason Todd
I actually think she looks beautiful without it.
Dick Grayson
Yes Jay but you are both desesatises and slightly screwed up in the head
Jason Todd
What I can't help my brain
Barbra Gordon
Excuses his brain sir it's damaged
Damian Wayne
That's what you get for walking into a crowbar.
Jason Todd
You know on this whole Talia is a @*#! Debate allow me to say that I could thrown down the biggest boom that would destroy your tiny brain Little D but I won't because I don't feel im ready to have that conversation with Bruce.
Bruce Wayne
What conversation
Jason Todd
Nothing dad
Bruce Wayne
You never call me dad what the hell you hidding
Stephanie Brown
Is it cake. I bet it's cake
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