Jocelyn p.o.v
Luke turns to me and sings in a over cheesy voice "truth, dare, double dare, torture or promise?" well what's wrong with a dare? I'll do it for old times sake. because playing this game now reminds me of when me and Luke played this when we were younger.
"Dare" haha this is going to be fun.
"Jocelyn, your dare is to........ put on an All Blacks uniform, kidnap Richie McCaw and when the All Blacks go to play tonight against the wallabies you will play in his place."well shit I don't even know who the All Blacks are and what sport team they are. Well at least I hope they are a sport team.
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I'm in a All Blacks number 7 jersey and I found out it is indeed a sports team. The All blacks are New Zealand's national rugby team. and the wallabies are the representatives of Australia.
I'm standing beside his locker in the Eden park changing rooms waiting for him holding a baseball bat. hahaha I even have a yankies cap covering up my face😉. he walks in and stares at me for a second then strolls up casually to his locker when he opens up the door I start to move behind him and lift up the bat swing it up over my shoulder and smack him hard across the back of his head so hard he drops unconscious after that one strike. his locker is so big that he can fit inside so I shove him inside and slam it shut. after leaning against the locker for about 20 minutes the rest of the team start to file in the last person to arrive is Dan Carter.
Once the team talk and warm up have finished we line up me at the front I'm actually really surprised that they are falling for my act as Richie because I can tell you right now I'm not doing a very good job of it. when we run out to the middle of the stadium the crowd scream loudly like ear splitting volume loud.
Then the Aussies get in a line and the all black team gets in this weird formation when suddenly piri weepu starts screaming some strange words that are in a completely different language and then I realise that we are performing some traditional thing called the haka. basically it is their way of offering the Aussies a challenge.
Once that was done the ref blows the whistle which starts the game the Aussie captain kicks it in my direction that is when all my years of shadow hunting kick in and a run forward to catch the ball and once I have it in my hands I make a mad dash for the try line. when I'm about three meters away from the try line after nearly running the whole field I get bulldozed into the ground by the Aussies big fat prop and dang it hurts because once I hit the ground other players started pushing and shoving trying to get to the ball which I was still clinging on to for dear life. when the ref blows the whistle to signify a penalty against the Aussies for putting hands in the ruck we go for a penalty pass since we are so close to the try line. After many passes I score the first try of the match but Stephen Donald misses the conversion.
5 minutes later
I haven't quite figured out how to pass the ball but I can catch it and people keep booing me every time I get the ball I guess I'm not playing up to scratch for Richie McCaw. the score is 17 - 5 to the wallabies. I am absolutely completely beaten up I hope I get taken off at half time.
Half time
"Richie what are doing out there? it's like you've never played a game of rugby before in your life. I'm taking you off and Cory can go on instead" Steve Hansen really is annoyed with me wow I didn't realise I was that bad. "Coach I haven't even been on, what are you talking about?" oh shit Richie walks up behind Steve Hansen and looks really confused so I turn around blurt out a quick "sorry" and sprint as fast a I can to the changing rooms to find Magnus standing there laughing his ass off at me.
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When I get back to the institute I see all of the group standing around the team laughing at the tv because they are replaying the part when the tv commentators zoomed up on my face when I was getting tackled. I have to admit it is quite funny I look like I just crapped me pants.
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