Mortal instruments truth or dare

Spicy devil chilli the game is on!!!

Magnus's pov

Great because of Will's devil spawn I have to go on a date with him.

I'm sitting at the diner booth twisting and untwisting my hands while waiting "excitedly" for Will to show up. When I see a movement in the corner of my eye, I turn my head in the direction tilting it up just slightly I see what I assume is a meant to be a girl version of Will. But really it is Will dressed in one of Izzy's long flowy dresses that is obviously to small on Will but he some how managed to sqeeze in, he has on a a black, blue and green streaked Mohawk wig and he is also wearing a heck of a lot of make up it's almost like they were trying to reincarnate Kim Kardashian with all that cake icing.

"Hello Magnus darling, how are you doing?" Oh god mother sweet Jesus that sounded like a fire drill alarm, high pitched and annoying. 'Just like him' I think secretively but I hope he doesn't talk like this through out the whole "date".

"Hello Will." I say it quite curtly wanting to get this thing over with.
"Now, now Magnus don't be like that your being rude aren't you going to pull my chair out for me?" He talks in that ridiculous voice which of cause pisses me off.
"Are you dense we are in a fucking diner booth the only way to pull your chair out is if I move the wall." Wow does he get any stupider.
"Magnus stop being a silly sausage of cause I'm dense and expect you to move the wall." oh he's doing this because he knows I will do it.
So that is what I'll do.
I give the booth wall a death glare and whisper "fuck you." while clicking my fingers and with a great squeak and squeal (from Will) the wall with plenty of protest moves backwards crushing the people in the booth on the other side, once it has stopped moving and dust and scraps of ceiling and wall have stopped falling Will sits down blubbering on in that horrid voice about how much of a gentleman I am then we hear a loud crack and look up just in time for me to watch the ceiling collapse and land right on top of Will I guess that's what you get for having your "date" move a diner booth wall.

This is going to sound bad but the look of shock on Will's face is to much and I
burst out laughing at him he honestly couldn't have expected something like this not to happen. I remove the debris off Will after laughing at him for thirty minutes straight and hold my hand out while Williana a.k.a Will. glares at me and we leave to head back to the institute.

...............Time lapse....................

We are walking up the front stair case to the institute well I'm attempting it but it's quite hard when laughing extremely hard at a sodden wet Will after he fell in a duck pond chasing it with a seraph blade. After getting to the top ten minutes later Will turns to me and says in that horrid voice "I enjoyed tonight babe except for the duck and the ceiling falling on me I'm insulted that you didn't try to save me," oh my gosh dude he sounds like Clary when I first met her and she was able to talk. "What are you talking about? those moments were the highlights if my night!" Will pouts at me.
"Meany." And then runs inside making over exaggerated sobbing noises screaming for Tessa.