I'M IN LOVE WITH FOOD!!!!!!!!!

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Will's p.o.v

"Ok Will truth, dare, double dare, torture, kiss or promise??" Grrrr that filthy little Lightworm I will (haha will) get you back for this mark my words *mentally shakes fist at Alec* "I choose DOUBLE DARE!!! because I

am RUTHLESS!!!!!" ohh I definitely nailed the exclamation marks. what can I say I am amazing 💁.

"Your double dare will be done with Jem," of course who else did the Lightworm think I was going to do the double dare with. err duhh moment. "And you guys will be having a food eating competition. The item of food you will be eating is........ a whole bowl of brussel sprouts covered in hot chilli sauce, lemon juice and crushed raw garlic pieces." ewww this sounds disgusting. "do we get anything to drink with that???" and there goes my smart mouth again Tess tells me I should learn to control it a bit more but to be truthful my smart mouth is one of the reasons why people either love me or hate me. ehh I like to think it is one of my better features along with my should I say so myself "hot" abs. "oh yes definitely your drink can be made of raw eggs, raw bacon, brussel sprouts, sour milk, spoilt chocolate milk, cream, butter, chilli powder and of course chicken seasoning." oh delightful it just gets better and better (hint: sarcasm).

...........Time Lapse............

Jem's p.o.v

Oh curse you William Herondale to the lowest of all demon realms. What have you dragged me into now??? I sit here staring at the disgusting items of what the group call "food". "Ok guys the rules are you eat the whole bowl and skull the whole Litre jug before the other person and if you vomit/puke then you lose. Are we CLEAR!!!!!????" Alec screams this at us like some army general which makes me mutter a simple "yes" with the nod of my head but Will being Will did the whole salute with hand thing and said with a loud and clear voice "sir, yes sir."

Ok so that happened and after everyone having laughed at Will for the last ten minutes Isabelle finally pulled out a stop watch and screamed "3, 2, 1, GO!!!!!" I took my first bite of the glump infront of me quite tentative unlike Will who was shoving it down his gob like he was a starved man and wished I had done what Will had this glump was foul. So I did. I grabbed the fork, closed my eyes prayed not to throw up and started shovelling large portions of the glump into my mouth as fast as possible when I was done I opened my eyes and had reached over to grab my jug when I heard Will groan and put his half full jug on the table. I sat there watching him for a few seconds when he leaned over and vomited all over my lovely Tessa's feet and of course being the kind person she is instead of slapping him she grabbed the bucket we had set a side for if a incident like this happened and gave it to Will then grabbed a tea towel and started cleaning up the sick. I reached over to pat my parabatai on the back. After me doing that for a few seconds I heard Will mutter "I let you win that." and everyone stared at him knowing full well he hadn't so I simply replied with.

"Sure you did."

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