Boyfriend? Boyfriend

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---{•}---Tylers pov

HE FUCKING ASKED ME TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND I internally screamed. I'm dating the fucking person who saved me. I couldn't ask for a better person, "Absolutely" we were both smiling dorks. He swiped away his now bleach white hair from his face and stood up, carrying me to the car bridal style and we quietly drove home.

---{•}---Time skip

We walked up to the door and noticed the home was filled with silence. I walked over to the kitchen counter to find a small note and 500$ taped to it.

"Boys I'm going to be on a week long business trip in Europe , it was a last minute plan so unfortunately I couldn't call in time. I left you money for food and anything else you may need. Tyler, don't be afraid to correct Josh if he does anything stupid. And Josh, please take care of Tyler, I don't want any funny business while I'm out. Your aunt is watching the cat and I've already finished all the chores. I love you both so much. Please call me if you have an emergency." I mentally awed and handed the note to Josh and hear him hum in response. "Hey Tyler, no parents" he said while while giving a dirty smirk and winking. I laugh and give him a small kiss on the cheek. "Joshua William dun, she said absolutely no funny business" he sighed and let a pouty frown as his phone started to buzz.

@Urmom has invited @spookyjim to the chat

Urmom: Welcome to the fuckin group chat

Spookyjim: Wow bad timing Pete

Memegod: ^

Beebo: ^^

Urmom: oh stfu I can hear two you fucking upstairs

Frankful: WHO DARE DISTURB MY SLUMBER

Beebo: someone's in a bad mood

@Spookyjim has added @Tyjo to the chat

Memegod: Who tf is Tyjo

Beebo: my question exactly

Glowstick: Wow, Brendon is so deep in your ass you even talk the same

Memelord: Shut up your just mad because you can only please your girlfriend with your finger

@Tyjo has left the chat

Glowstick: Touché

Spookyjim: yOU GUYS SCARED HIM AWAY

Frankful: Do I need to be here?

Frankful: and if you children would stop bitching I'd like to figure out who this "Tyjo" guy is too

Glowstick: it's Josh's beloved Tyler you dick heads

Frankful: Oh the cute guy from the party?

Spookyjim: HANDS OFF OF HIM

Glowstick: ooh, Is someone jealous?

Spookyjim: Hush you Glowstick

Glowstick: who keeps changing my name to glow stick?!?!

Spookyjim: what? It suits you and your bright ass hair

Glowstick: You're just jealous because you could never pull it off

Spookyjim: BETTTTT

Spookyjim: Imma let ty pick the color though

@spookyjim has added @Tyjo to the chat

Tyjo: who has summoned me

Spookyjim: it is I, spookyjim, who in an attempt for you to meet my frens, has invited you to the occasion

Tyjo: Srsly Josh

Spookyjim: yes Tyjo srsly

Pattycakes: tbh Pete invited him first

Urmom: tattletale

Pattycakes: proud of it

Tyjo: pat I've only met you once but I can tell you I've got some dirty secrets so don't tattle

Pattycakes: Fine Mooooooom

Urmom: ooh spill the secrets to me

Pattycakes: GOD DAMNIT TYLER!!!!!

Spookyjim: don't talk to your mother with that tone

Urmom: You may be his mom, but he still calls me daddy ;)

@pattycakes has left the chat

Tyjo: Christ

Glowstick: ^

Memelord: ^^

Beebo: Ryan you shut your dirty mouth ya little Hippocrate ;)

Memelord: BRENDON SHUT THE FUCK UP EHHBDANQIUERBWM

Beebo: Does someone need to be punished ;)

Glowstick: you kinky bastards

@memelord has left the chat

Spookyjim: i wish me and Tyler were like that ;)

Tyjo: With time ;)

Glowstick: and I thought I was a tease

@Tyjo has left the chat

@spookyjim has left the chat

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