mi amor | jungkook AU

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i wanted to punch rhee hyun.

"rhee hyun?"

"yes."

"never heard of you."

namjoon goes back to looking at vegetables. hyun is clearly taken aback by namjoon's comment, but regains his posture, "i wasn't expecting you to, but you asked who i was." namjoon sniffs the leak in his hand before responding, "don't be too offended. i'm here on errand and getting ready to go back home with amor."

a visible look of disappointment flashes across hyun's face, "i wasn't aware you guys were a couple." namjoon laughs, "us? no." alarm sirens go off in my head. "namjoon, we gotta go soon. we have more errands to run." i quickly muster out. he nods his head, "yeah, we do... anyways, nice chatting, hyun?" but the relief didn't leave. the relief never came.

"wait, are you dating anyone?" hyun asks me. panic courses through me, "yes." jungkook and i weren't official, but we were pretty much dating right? "when did you and jung start dating?!" namjoon interferes. my face drowns at his words. "a while ago." i say. hyun is looking at me. "interesting," he looks at namjoon, "do you guys live nearby?" again, sirens are going off in my head. namjoon hums in response. "oh that's great. i do too! we should meet up sometime." hyun says. i glare at the floor hoping namjoon will feel the vibe off it.

"yeah, i suppose so." namjoon says. he explains the area we live in before we head to check out.

"namjoon. i'm going to kill you!" i scream in the car. he holds his hands up in defense, "i didn't do anything!" i start slapping my thighs in frustration. i pause for a moment and take a deep breath.

"hyun is my ex-boyfriend. i can't believe you gave him our info and not question it!"

"HE SAID HE WAS A CLOSE FRIEND!"

"AND YOU BELIEVED HIM? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHECK WITH ME!"

"WELL-"

"I'M TELLING YOONGI WHEN WE GET HOME!"

"fuck, please don't do that."

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"please, mercy! i beg for mercy!" i watch namjoon get senselessly beat by yoongi. "who the fuck invites people they barely met into the house?" with every word that came out of yoongi's mouth, a slap was given to namjoon's poor head. "HE SAID THEY WERE FRIENDS!" namjoon's defense gets him beaten harder. "AND YOU BELIEVED A STRANGER?!"

the only people home now are jimin, yoongi, namjoon, and me. jimin and i watch in disgrace as namjoon's ass get beat. "oh, how do you think kookie will feel when he finds out what you did?" jimin asks out loud. i puff my cheek, a little worried. how would he feel? the slaps on namjoon's head get louder. "AIEESH. STOP HITTING SO HARD!"

"IT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH AN AIRHEAD."

as if on cue, the other members of the house show up. "hey, why're you abusing namjoon?" hobi asks. yoongi pauses mid-hit and looks over to me and jimin. jimin and i look at each other. then, the floor got really interesting and my head began to hurt. "who wants to tell them because i sure as hell don't have the energy anymore." i rub the bridge of my nose.

"wait, before we go any further, someone restrain jungkook." namjoon begs. jungkook looks at me, a little defensive but worried. "come here, kookie," i tell him, "sit down with me." i pat down the space next to me. he follows and sits down. i wrap my arms around his left arm and snuggle into his shoulder.

"yoongi? jimin?" i question which one wanted to explain. "why not let the idiot here explain what he did." yoongi gestures to namjoon, and as a reaction he flinches. "what did namjoon do?" jungkook asks. the other guys hum in agreement. "namjoon?" i question him. he knows exactly what my tone means.

namjoon is already on his knees. he put his hands together in prayer. "please forgive me," he starts off, "but i may have given amor's ex-boyfriend our address." jungkook gets ready to stand up and yoongi, hobi and i hold him down. jin pinches jungkook's ear as a way to help domesticate him.

"aigoo! namjoon, you had one job! to get the errands done and to not give strangers our address!" jin scolds namjoon, hands still pinching jungkook. "WHY'D YOU GIVE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!" namjoon flinches at the voice of jungkook. i set my hands back on his arms. "it's okay." i whisper to him. jin lets go of jungkook's ear when it appeared that he calmed down. "so, what's going to happen now?" jimin asked. i shrugged, "we wait? if he comes by i mean... we can always pretend we're not home."

"yeah, we could, but what are the chances it doesn't work out and he continues to pursue coming in?" jungkook asks, rather aggressively too. "then..." yoongi pauses for a moment, " i guess we let him in."

i look at him, dumbfounded, "you're not serious, are you?" yoongi shrugs. "what else did you have in mind?"