(I CAN'T HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY IN HEAVEN! This is a 7 minutes in heaven, btw..)
So there you sat, cross legged on the floor of an almost completely empty throne room with some alien-octopus-looking weirdo floating close by. He was keeping an eye on you, so that you "won't get any ideas about trying to escape". Something about having immense psychic power and intelligence.
Like Tatsumaki, but less bratty and small-girlish.
'Why am I here again?' you wonder with a scowl.
FLASHBACK
You had just come out of a department store with a bag of new clothes and some house supplies when something lifted you off the ground.
"Yeah, this is the girl, all right. What do you think?" the voice was slow and slurred.
"Exactly my thoughts! Let's get her back to the ship before he gets impatient." another voice said, excitedly.
You looked around and started noticing that everyone was unconscious and on the ground.
Before you could react however, a fine mist was blown into your face, and you too was knocked out.
You blinked awake in a strange empty room, hearing muffled talking.
A door opened behind you, and you turned to see a blue tentacled thing floating over to you along with a yellow and brown elephant/pig hybrid.
"Oh, you're awake!" the blue thing exclaims.
"So is she the one?" you immediately recognized the other's voice to be one from either of those who had kidnapped you.
"She certainly is. The boss is sure to be elated to see her!"
'Who the heck are these people?'
"Go get the boss, tell him his gift is here." Octopus ordered, and the Elephig hurriedly made for the door..
But before the other thing left the room, you completely cooked him using your fire capabilities.
His friend turns to you with a "What the Hell?!" face.
"You're next... , unless of course you promise to keep quiet about my escape."
He laughs at you, "Oh, really? How?"
You began phasing through the floor, or at least attempted to, but nothing happened as you tried to focus your body to pass through.
"Hehe, try all you want, but I can tell you that your little phasing ability won't work here, missy."
A twinge of nervousness was felt from you.
"I don't know how, but even as you were unconscious your abilities began working while those two bafoons out there tried to carry you up here. So, I had to personally get you using my psychic maneuvering."
"Well how am I not able to get through the floors, then?"
"That's quite simple, actually. We have a comrad here with a similar capability, however he is quite annoying when it comes to him coming and going around the place and scaring the life out of anyone here or using it to get into people's rooms and even steal."
'Wow, bastard, but I'd probably use my power like that if I'd wanted to.'
You were about to hold out your hand to summon your staff, but what help was that if you couldn't even go through the door to leave?
'He'll just snatch my staff away and sit me right down to beat me with my own weapon!' you thought with humiliation.
You tried fighting Octopus off, but he ended up besting you after you sneakily tried to escape as a fruit fly.
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One Punch Man One Shots/Lemons/7 Minutes in Heaven
FanfictionTitle says it all. Enjoy, ya nasties. BTW; any chapters that are not requests, will use Umee (my OC) from my One Punch Man book in place for "Reader". Go check that out if you're interested. Anything that happens in this book is not cannon to my oth...