One Punch Man One Shots/Lemons/7 Minutes in Heaven

Atomic Samurai x Reader

(Citrus Limon

SMALL WORD OF WARNING: THIS LEMON DOES CONTAIN SOME MILD CHOKING!)

Atomic Samurai is a pragmatic man, but deciding on a date spot for his girlfriend of two months was not exactly the best use of his time and energy, in his opinion.

He knew you wouldn't mind going practically anywhere or even staying at each other's places, but every single person he's had the misfortune to hear from had insisted that you deserved better and something more special than a simple movie and dinner.

"It's like she's all of a sudden everyone's little princess." Kamikaze almost spat those last few words around the blade of grass dangling limply from the corner of his mouth.

Ironically, his little nickname he so fondly calls you by is "hime".

"Teh, might as well take her to an art exhibit with a wine tasting, then make a reservation at the snobbiest restaurant in town, arrange for a carriage ride around the city, then have a nightcap at a love motel to boot." He paused after that last statement and looked a bit startled at himself for even saying that out loud. Albeit, even thinking of spending a date with you at a love motel to begin with.

A pink hue tinted his face and his usually stoic gestalt faltered to show his lack of composure and sudden intrusive thoughts.

'Dammit, if Iaian were here to see me this pathetic, I'd lose all the respect and dignity from the last cell in my body.' He shuddered at the thought and quickly quashed it after taking a deep breath to steel his resolve.

"Although..." Atomic Samurai says after clearing his throat rather loudly, "an art exhibit doesn't sound that bad, and maybe a trip to the tea house after dinner would also be nice." he nods at his plan as if to reassure himself again that the love motel idea was completely out of the question.

So it was decided. Kamikaze whips out the Association issued cell phone, and dials your number.

It's a drag keeping up with contacts, but Atomic Samurai memorized your number, so there was no need to scroll through the entire list of heroes, Association reps, and other miscellaneous numbers.

Unfortunately, the man didn't have his own phone, but he luckily had all his numbers written down in a contacts book and the cell phone given from Sitch. His last cellular device was deemed useless after years of use and his refusal to upgrade to the latest model from his phone company. So, this one from the Association was a Godsend.

You picked up on the second ring.

"Hello?"

"Yeah, Umee. Ya know, about the date this Friday?"

"Of course. You decided where you'd like to take us?"

"Yeah," Kamikaze remembered the words of one of his disciples, Okamaitachi.

"That sushi place is to absolutely die for! Why, if my boyfriend planned a date that extravagant, I would like for him to keep it a secret so that it's a better surprise!"

When the flamboyant man swooned dramatically, clasping his hands and sighed longingly, Atomic's first reaction was a shudder and cringe of disappointment. His two other disciples shared similar facial expressions, but they actually vocalized their disapproval of such behavior coming from a disciple of the great Atomic Samurai.

"Okay, where to? Should I wear anything special?" your words broke his train of thought and snagged his attention back to the call.

Your last question caught Atomic Samurai momentarily off guard, but he quickly recovers with, "... I think I'll keep it a secret, and you can wear anything that's comfortable, I guess." he mindlessly scratched at his stubble while you giggled from the other side of the line.