One Punch Man One Shots/Lemons/7 Minutes in Heaven

Saitama x Reader

(Lemony Fresh)

"I'm here." you kick your shoes off at the front doorway and put on a pair of comfy slippers.

"Anyone home?"

No answer.

"Saitama?"

No reply again.

"Genos?"

Nothing.

You peeked into the kitchen, the living room, bathroom, and balcony to see that the place was indeed empty.

'Must've went to Bang's dojo again.' you thought with a dismissive shrug.

There was remnants of lunch on the table, manga books scattered about, and Genos' notebook with nonsense teachings scribbled on it as per usual.

"Ugh..."

You went ahead and busied yourself with putting away groceries and cleaning up a bit before your two friends came back. The Friday night dinners with Saitama and Genos were one of the few things you really looked forward to doing during the week.

It all started about with you inviting the duo almost every weekend to the facility, but then Saitama came up with the brilliant idea that once a week you guys would bring food from your place or cook at the other's, play some video games, maybe watch some movies, and chat.

"Ya know, just hang out. You can come to our place next week, then I can make hot soba and tempura."

Fun, right?

A very casual idea of a Friday evening, but the three of you much preferred it over staying in and doing nothing then going to bed early.

Anyways, you ended up having to wait a bit longer before the sound of the front door opening caught you off guard from reading one of Genos' entries in his notebook. Something about the wonders of devoting one hour to meditation a day to sharpen one's mind.

The caped baldy and demon cyborg come in carrying plastic bags of foodstuff and talking nonchalantly about their busy day when you greeted them.

"Oh, hey Umee." Saitama waved over to you where you were still sat in front of the notebook. "Didn't expect you to be here so early. We stopped by the convenience store on the way back to make the hot pot." he held up one of the bags to show you his purchases.

You slumped over as your shoulders began to shake from uncontrollable giggles.

"What's so funny?"

Lifting your head, you answer in between fits of stifled laughter, "I already went grocery shopping, silly!" you point into the fridge where Genos already found the fully stocked shelves.

"Why didn't you call to let us know ahead of time?" the blonde asks. He tries to make more room in the small fridge, but has to stack everything on top of each other to fit all the food.

Saitama seems nonchalant about his little mistake, "Well, I guess we have extra ingredients now."

"We made sure to buy extra meat since you'll be joining us tonight." Genos adds while he goes ahead to the stove to get the hot pot ready.

Again, you laugh at the silly coincidence.

"Sorry again," Saitama turns back to you with a plain grin, "you coulda just texted Genos that you already bought the stuff."

"But I don't have his number, remember?"

"Oh yeah."

That evening, the three of you shared a delicious hot pot and enjoyed laid back conversations into the night. When the table was cleared, and it was starting to get late, you got up and bid the two an early good night.