One Punch Man One Shots/Lemons/7 Minutes in Heaven

Speed of Sound Sonic x Reader

(99 chapters of lemons in my book... 99 chapters of lemons... Take one down, pass it around... 98 chapters of lemons in my book...

Late edit: Thanks @meadowrosie for the suggestion.

An even later update coming later...)

It was a quiet day in City-A...

"NO, NO, NO, NOO, NOOOOOOO! I REFUSE!"

An angry fist slams the table clattering coffee mugs, pens, and startling half the table of S-Rank heroes.

"WHY ME?! WHY OUT OF ALL PEOPLE DO YOU CHOOSE ME TO JOIN YOUR STUPID ORGANIZATION?!"

"HEY, I WORK IN THIS STUPID ORGANIZATION! AND IF YOU WANT TO BE UNGRATEFUL, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND GO BACK TO PRISON; BEING A NOBODY! YOU'RE A WASTE OF TIME AND YOU'RE AN IDIOT PERSON ANYWAYS!" was a smart retort from a certain green-haired lady.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?! INSOLENT BRAT!" Speed of Sound Sonic's anger is bubbling over now.

All he remembers is that he was dragged out of his cell in prison, put to sleep, and woke up in this room surrounded by the people of the Hero Association.

First, he received introductions of said people seated at the table including Sitch himself. Then, it was cut to the chase where Sitch made a proposal to pardon all of Sonic's misdeeds if he agreed to work in the association as a hero; an immediate S-Rank status, no questions asked.

Many, of course, objected when they heard the offer.

Tornado, mainly, saying things along the lines of "practically giving away hero positions to undeserving wannabes and lowlifes".

Agreements were backed up by King, Flashy Flash, Child Emperor, Watchdog Man, Zombieman, everyone at the table had their own reasons to object.

Including you.

When the dark-haired ninja awoke; livid and spatting threats, he recognized you immefiately after he spotted Puri Puri prisoner waving to him from across the table.

Still clad in prison attire, in chains and with security surrounding him along with the heroes, Sonic's pride was tempted to try an escape, but was shortly thwarted with an electric voltage shooting through his body from a shock band on his ankle.

"You think you can hold me, DAMNIT?!" the button to his ankle bracelet was pressed again.

After that, it just all went downhill.

"ANY NORMAL PERSON WOULD BE LEAPING AT THE OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME A HERO LIKE ME! SO WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING BIG ABOUT YOYRSELF AN-"

"WHY YOU LITTLE-! I'LL SLICE YOU TO PIECES! WHY I OUGHTA!!!"

"Alright, I think that's quite enough!" The loud commanding voice of Sitch boomed the entire room, silencing the little quarrel between Tornado and Sonic.

The latter was still up from his seat, hands on the table, now balled into fists and ready to punch something.

However, the sassy Tornado sat, huffing and muttering more nothings about ingrates and idiots.

"We are only offering this to you as a means of minimizing resources needed to keep you incarcerated and as an offer to redeem yourself."

"Redeem myself?! For what!?!" it seems he still hadn't calmed down.

Sitch momentarily shut his eyes to remind himself his position as a representative and to stay composed. "If you agree to this offer, you will no longer be hunted as a crimminal; charged for multiple crimes in destruction of the city, assasination, illegal bounty hunting, and harming the wellbeing of the people."