All I Want For Christmas

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[A/N: So uhhhh................. this is a crossover??????? I had a conversation with my brain about this and this is the best we could do honestly... ''But you hate crossovers!'' it said, and I said ''SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh-uSH'' because it's potc...... I don't know what normal is anymore...]


Jack stumbled drunkenly  alongst the streets, it was colder than usual, though, it being December would explain that. Christmas was coming soon and he had no idea what to get for his dear William. He knew that William would remember to get something for Jack in time but Jack wasn't sure he himself would remember. He had forgotten before and William wasn't happy about it, and after all, Jack swore he would remember this year.

As he was muttering to himself about what to get for Will, he came across a weird box at the beach. It was blue, tall, and read 'police public call box' on the top. Jack stared at it confused, then noticed that it's door was open. He opened it carefully all the way, what was inside didn't help Jack's confusion.

''How in the hell... is this possible?'' He muttered to himself. He hurried away from the thing to get William from his smithy. He basically dragged Will out of there, not caring about his complaining, yes he had a line of customers, yes he had work to do, but Jack didn't care.

''This is much more important Will!'' He snapped.

''Wha' could possibly be more important?'' Will whined, shuffling and wriggling in Jack's firm grasp. He eventually stopped resisting and just let Jack -almost literally- drag him away. When they arrived Jack yanked Will off the ground and said:

''There!'', Will watched at the box in pure confusion. ''Wha' the..?'' He muttered. Just as William was about to step inside the thing Jack yelled:

''Wai', it could be dangerous!''

''Oh yes because you care about if it's dangerous, you fought immortal zombie pirates for god's sake!'' Will said. ''Yeah bu' I don' want you to ge' hurt, you're everything that matters to me!'' Jack cooed. ''Wha' about the ship?'' Will asked with a slight smile, ''I would give the ship to Barbossa if i' meant you were safe!'' Jack explained. Will let out a slight laugh.

''Well you've changed.'' He said. ''Have not!'' Jack said in fake anger. ''You've gone soft my dear Sparrow.'' William said with a smile, ''Where's your sense of adventure?'' Will asked, amused.

Jack sighed in defeat, ''Fine, bu' if we ge' killed it was your fault.'', Will rolled his eyes, and stepped into the strange blue box, Jack following closely behind. Inside was full of beeping stuff and flashy lights.

''I wonder wha' all of these buttons do.'' Jack said, ''Please don' touch anything Jack..'' Will pleaded. Jack looked Will straight in the eye and pressed a few buttons randomly, ''There's the sense of adventure!'' He announced with a grin, William on the other hand was scared to death.

-Time skip-

When William was sure that they'd stopped whatever journey Jack had just took them on, he opened the doors a crack, just to peek out. There were strange buildings and some sort of vehicles outside, but no people, yet. It was night. ''Where in the hell are we?'' Jack asked, Will hadn't noticed him get close so he jumped in suprise, ''Well you're the one who took us here.'' Will whispered.

''Doesn' mean I know where we are.'' Jack replied. ''Why did I choose you over Elizabeth again?'' William whispered. ''Because ye love me.'' Jack replied with a grin, Will sighed. He stepped out of the box with Jack following him closely behind. ''Wha' the hell is this...? Everything looks so strange..'' Will muttered.

''Maybe we should ask someone?'' Will proposed.

''How do you know tha' the creatures living here are even human?!'' Jack whispered. Will rolled his eyes. ''Maybe we could see if anyone's home over there..?'' Will said and pointed at a dark coloured door with golden numbers spelling '221b'. Will trotted over to the door and knocked.

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