Midoriya breaks Class 1-A

Mineta gets YEEEEEETed out of UA

Everyone turned around to see Eri and Kota side by side holding a baby with bunny ears. "Come on, Mama Bunny wanted us to come to get you," Kota says as he wraps a protective arm around Eri and the baby. "Who is 'Mama Bunny' Kota, Eri?" Midnight says sweetly as she put herself between Endeavor and the kids. Endeavor huffed in annoyance as Aizawa and Yamada stayed by the kids, "For your information, you need to be better at your jobs. Mama Bunny is obviously that one green headed kid." Before anyone could retort for his rude behavior and obvious hatred towards their national treasure, a phone went off.

'He's got some nice long hair
And you know that he's a bad chick
All the boys stare
Can't help it it's a habit
Clothes that he wears
Short skirt and a jacket
I just wanna get him all alone
On a mattress
I just wanna have it
I just gotta have it
Rumors all around say his body is fantastic
All natural boy, not a piece of him is plastic
Head to his toes yea they say that he's elastic
Yea the whispers all around say he has a reputation
Don't believe it 'til I see it so I want a demonstration'

Everyone froze for a second until Todoroki pulled out his phone. "Yes, Izu?... Yes, we are talking with him right now actually... Yes, we are staring him down right now... No... Okay, be safe and make sure they do not break any windows. I am 99.9% sure that Mr. Aizawa is tired of replacing the windows. Bye, my Bunny!" Aizawa tsked and muttered something along the lines of 'dam straight' as Yamada chuckled and kissed him on the cheek. Endeavor visibly recoiled as everyone in the halls nearly growled at the jerk.

"Is everyone going to ignore the fact that Half-n-Half used Rumors by Nefflex as a ringtone for Deku?" Bakugou says questionably as he picked the baby up and started to coo at the small child. Kirishima swelled with pride as everyone was jaw dropped at his lack of cussing and his kindness to a child, let alone someone besides Kirishima and the Baku squad. "Holy cows you didn't cuss, we must have accidentally wandered into a portal," Mina exclaims as her voice sounded off. The Baku squad and Dekusquad acted like this was normal as Aizawa and Yamada looked a little unsure of how to respond. "Are you okay?" Yamada asks.

The class sighs as they shook their heads, "That is the wrong question to ask." Kaminari walked up to Mina, "What do I look like?" Mina burst out into laughter as she leaned on Sero for support, "Holy crab cakes! You look like a human Pikachu!" Everyone chuckled as the teacher's jaw dropped, "There is your answer! She is Pokemon high!" Kaminari exclaims as Shinsou picks him up and sets him on his neck, sitting like a son would on a father's neck. "LMAO, Pikachu and Koffing incest! Now there is a porno to see, right guys!" It was painfully silent for a few moments before the teachers started to sprout out questions.

"She has done this before?"

"YOU LET HER SMOKE?!"

"Guys, you got to tell me her dealer."

"Does she have anymore?"

"NO AIZAWA, WE ARE GOING TO MY PARENT'S HOUSE TONIGHT!"

"That is the point."

"Don't blame you there."

Everyone shut up again for what seems like the millionth time as the teachers looked at Todoroki in shock and respect. "YOU DID WHAT?!" Endeavor's voice boomed as Eri and Kota hid behind Bakugou for protection. Kirishima jumped into action and stood in front of Bakugou, activating his quirk, as he shielded the baby from anything he was going to throw their way. Before anyone could do anything, Shouto threw the first punch and knocked him all the way past the dorms. "Sorry, he was starting to tick me off. And I am not smoking in front of a child any time soon." Aizawa nodded his head in approval as all the teachers beamed with pride. "Well, let's go to the dorms and see what Mama Bunny wants." All Might says as he chuckles and allows the little kids to climb onto his shoulders. Bakugou refused to give the child to anyone, so he naturally kept the baby. After all, you never mess with an uncle and his baby niece (or nephew, jerk still refuses to let him change the baby's diaper to find out the gender.)