Six of Crows One-Shots

Christmas with the Kaz

The title is a reference to Christmas with the Cranks because I love that movie so much. I was gonna call it Christmas with the Dregs but Kaz is just a babe.

The Christmas party was held at Wylan's manor, as to not cram everybody into the Slat. The mansion was pleasantly decorated, with lights strewn over the bushes and wrapped around the support beams. Even Kaz had to admit that the house was beautiful.

Wylan opened the door for him, dressed in his finest suit (which Kaz had picked out for him because Wylan has no fashion sense what so ever). Jesper appeared behind him, wearing a red and green shirt and the ugliest pants to exist.

"Kaz!" Wylan said happily. "Inej! It's so good to see you guys!"

Inej agreed quietly, releasing Kaz's hand to envelop Wylan in a tight hug. Kaz offered Jesper his hand, and Jesper gripped it, only to pull Kaz into an embrace. "Merry Christmas!"

Kaz rolled his eyes, yet he tightened his arms around his chosen brother and let out a quiet laugh.

When Jesper released him, Kaz hugged Wylan and then shut the door, hanging his coat on the rack.

"I brought some food for the party," Inej said, fishing around in her bag before pulling out a box of freshly baked cookies.

Wylan complained about her generosity until Nina and Matthias arrived.

Matthias handed Wylan a pan of baked corn. "Nina was going to bring waffles but..."

Nina grinned. "I ate them first."

Jesper rolled his eyes, but hugged her anyway, leading everyone into the dining room.

Kaz shouldered Wylan as they sat down at a beautiful oak table. "I see you replaced the table. And repaired the roof."

Wylan snorted. "It was the first thing I did. Second, actually, after I removed all of those hideous family portraits."

Kaz laughed again, oblivious to the surprised looks of the rest of the Crows.

"Did he just-"

"Yeah, I think the demjin was laughing."

"Inej! Did you give him drugs?"

"What? No! I don't know what's going on!" 

"Maybe the candles are infecting his brain?"

"Shut up!" Kaz snapped, glaring at the four giggling oafs. "Wylan and I are trying to have a polite conversation. Imbeciles."

Wylan was hiding a grin behind his hand, failing miserably at smothering his giggles.

"What?" Kaz asked.

Wylan laughed and shook his head. "Let's eat."

*****

When everybody was ready for seconds, the first fight broke out. Nina and Jesper were having an all-out brawl over the last cookie.

Inej covered her eyes with her hand. "I would've brought more if I would have known this would happen."

Kaz tugged her closer, one of his arms wrapped around her waist. "Let them fight. It's kinda entertaining."

Jesper was squished beneath Nina, flailing as she pressed his head to the ground. "The cookie is mine!" She shouted.

Jesper squirmed, trying and failing to push her off. "No! It's mine!"

Matthias, a bored scowl on his face, picked up the cookie and broke it in half.

Nina sighed. "Smart tulip."