The Banished Arc (RWBY and Halo crossover)(Hiatus)

Christmas Special

Special Christmas Omake brought to you by- *kicks screen breaking it*

"NO ADS!"

"Hello readers it is I, WALUIGI!" *cut*

*take 2*

"It is I, the good author."

"Some of you maybe wondering why the fuck i'm not updating quickly like I used to?"

"Well to answer your question. I have been busy enjoying time with my friends and family for Christmas break... and the fact i'm going to be moving in a week or two."

"Anyways you read the title! So here it is!" *walks off*

*peeks out showing only his eyes* "You better enjoy it you bunch of cu-"

3rd POV: Location: "Retribution's Arc" briefing room:

The briefing rooms of the "Retribution's Arc" were used for well... briefing, but sometimes when celebrations were happening those rooms often became drinking and partying areas, because of their large spaces and the arrangement of tables as well as a few chairs.

"Alright get ready to bring out the alcohol!" Kronos yelled out it in excitement.

The Shipmasters along with several other high ranking members had gathered in one one the briefing rooms to enjoy with holiday called "Christmas".

"I do not understand how toxic drinks will help me or the crew's morale." Ripa said with annoyance.

"Bah! You and your sanghili warrior culture will get your species extinct unless you begin to unravel yourself more!" The brute Shipmaster exclaimed.

The former Arbiter grumbled at this with crossed arms.

"Yeah! You elites really have to calm down. You guys are always a bunch of party poopers!" The squeaky voice of Diwiz the grunt said.

"Says the grunt that nearly got himself killed on a raid being drunk and not to mention somehow hijacked a Covenant scarab and managed to crash it into the enemy base!" Rtazo said with annoyance.

In a comical fashion there was also a huge picture framed on the wall that showed a massive type-47 A (Halo 2) scarab crashing into a massive Covenant base (halo wars) with several Covenant squads running from the battle in sheer terror created by the grunt.

"I mean how do you just hijack a scarab like that! It's absolutely preposterous!" The Courseman exclaimed.

"There there, little one. You will get your chance when your big and strong like Diwiz over there." Shipmaster Vore said with a taunting tone as he pointed toward the grunt mech pilot who was now passing out bottles of alcohol to some of the other members.

"I will insure that no one hears your screams once I hand you over to the floating devil himself." The elite growled through gritted... teeth? Mandibles?

"Speaking of the Devil. Where is the little guy?" Josh said now joining in the conversation after peeling from the small crowd.

There was silence from everyone in the room right after they heard the operative's words. Then several screams were heard from the prisoner deck.

"Isn't... the prisoner deck at least 4 decks down?" Vore asked.

"Yes. Yes it is." The Courseman said as he facepalmed himself in frustration.

"I'll go ensure that the Devil doesn't cause to much trauma for the prisoners." Ripa huffed as he removed himself from his seat and walked toward the door.

...

Silence stayed for in the room for a moment before people began to talk toward another.

"Want a drinking contest to wash away all your frustrations?"

"As the humans would say it 'fuck yeah'." 

"First one to get drunk will be the one to have to get Crimson and Yin together!" Gik yelled out in his normal raspy tone.

Several minutes later all the shipmasters were drunk and had either passed out, wandered off in a drunk daze, or had stayed in seats muttering nonsense.

Except for Diwiz.

You see Diwiz was an amazing drinker. You could say he was the best drinker of all the grunts or even all beings. It took more then 6 bottles of hardcore human vodka to make him drunk enough to say weird things, the same amount would kill a normal being from alcohol poisoning, but Diwiz was no normal being. No, he was a great and mighty drinker that only the best could possibly challenge.

There was also the fact that he had augmented himself to be extremely resistant to alcohol, but meh... that didn't matter much.

Location: Beacon Academy:

Jaune huffed as he watched the snow drift down from the skies. He was sitting near the window cuffed and kept in a empty dorm room for the time being guarded by shifts of Athleisian guards, AKs, and huntsmen just outside the door.

He turned to the plate of cookies he was allowed to make under strict guard during their creation. Jaune huffed in annoyance, he had no heart to eat them but instead wanted to give them as a way of saying 'Happy holidays' and other ways of good will. No one trusted him.

He sighed as he watched the snow drift down. That is... until a certain red reaper opened the door slowly.

"Ruby?" Jaune asked as he turned his head around to see who had entered.

"Hey Jaune." She said with a small wave.

"What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be enjoying the holidays with your team?"

"I mean... I did for a while... it's just that we haven't really talked for a while.

Jaune opened his mouth the deny it, but quickly shut it indeed he realized they really hadn't talked after the interrogation.

"Well there are cookies over there I made not to long ago. And by the  way how did you get in so easily?"

"Oh, you know."

"I don't actually." Jaune said as he rose an eyebrow.

"Weeellll. It was actually Qrow's shift this time so I asked him to let me in."

Jaune nodded at this as Ruby took a seat on his bed.

"You know I came with a gift." Ruby said as she looked at Jaune with a grin.

"Really?"

"Yeah! Come over and see,"

Jaune was curious as to Ruby could hide a gift so easily. So naturally he agreed as he succumbed to his curiosity as well as well as the pleading looked in her eyes.

"So what kind of gift is it?" He asked as he took a seat right next to her.

"Close your eyes and you'll get it." She said with pinked tinted cheeks.

He agreed and closed his eyes.

"Ruby what kind of gift needs me to-" He began to say as he reopened his eyes but was cut off as Ruby smashed her lips on hers.

This wasn't the first kiss thee two had together, but it had been a while since their last, more for Jaune than for Ruby. Even so the relationship was rekindled just like a candle was on Christmas Eve.

Merry Christmas you bunch of merry fucks! Hope ya'll have a great and wonderful Christmas or whatever holiday you celebrate and you better enjoy it dammit or else i'll find out  where you live and i'll force you to enjoy it!

Anyways catch ya bunch of suckers later!

P.S. Lancaster will be introduced in a few more chapters. I just have to set up... well... everything.