Roman: (looking at a man who is flirting with Virgil) can I stab him?
Logan: not in public
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Logan: are you okay?
Virgil: when am I ever
Logan: i meant right now
Virgil: Debatable
Patton: how is everyone
Logan: I'm alive
Virgil: I wish I wasn't
Patton: I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU
Logan: no that doesn't help Patton
Patton: no one talks about my son like that
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Virgil: not everyone thinks that ghost are real, and that is okay
Virgil:...
Virgil: they are wrong though
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Roman: who would snort cocaine when you can snort glitter
Logan: ...
Virgil: ...
Patton: ...
*all at the same time*
Logan, sitting Roman down: now that is not the healthiest choice
Virgil, panicking: what's poison controls number,what's poison controls number,what's poison controls number,what's poison controls number,
Patton, remembering that he had edible glitter for his cookies: GODDAMMIT
Logan: LANGUAGE
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Logan, looking around confused: wait where is Roman *sees him in the kitchen*oh!
Roman, confuses: what?
Logan: i thought that you might have left it's actually quite
Roman: * offended prince noise*
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Virgil, panicked: did Roman just say I love you
Logan: yes
Virgil: and I did finger guns
Logan: indeed, you did
Virgil: *panicked emo noise*
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Roman: deceit is such a snake
deceit:*starts crying*
Logan: well technically-
deceit: ShUT uP LoGAn
Patton: ....
Roman: ....
Virgil: ....
Logan: ....well technically
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What is my life... no one knows
