Who Said Vampires Will Never Hurt You?

Chapter One - Welcome To My Not So Boring Life

Who Said Vampires Will Never Hurt You?

Chapter One - Welcome to My Not So Boring Life

"Thorn; get up!" I heard a hyper voice scream before someone's heavy body belly flopped onto me, squishing and suffocating me under the duvet.

"Ahhhh!" I shouted, "Get off me fatty!" I cried, wriggling around under the duvet to try and find a crack in the fabric where I could get some air in to breathe.

"No way!" The same voice cried, and I realised it was Elena.

"Elena!" My muffled voice came out weakly from underneath her, "I'm dying down here. Help me!"

Elena laughed an evil laugh,

"Mwahaha!" She cried, jumping up and down on me a bit. I scowled,

"I'm running out of breath here, E! We won't be able to perform before My Chemical Romance tonight if I die."

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Elena cried, instantly shifting off me and helping me unstick myself from the bed I'd been pressed to.

Yes, you did hear correctly. Me, Thorn Nightingale, my BFF Elena Salvatore (it was her last name before that stupid Vampire Diaries came up, although Elena does like a little bit of Damon. Nom.) And our other BFF (who is still snoring in the other room) Flame Haven Rush (yep. Her actual name. Epic, right?) are in the quite popular (well, extremely popular) band: Nightmares Abandoned. I drum; Elena plays bass and sings in the background, and Flame is the lead singer and guitarist. She also gets the most love from our male (and female) fans. I'm jel. Tonight we're opening for MCR in one of their concerts. We're so happy, especially as they're our favourite band and generally nice people. Yeah, we went on tour with them a few years back. I have a photo of MCR and Nightmares Abandoned in front of a Starbucks (I hate coffee, but suffered through it for their sakes).

"Thanks." I grinned to Elena when she'd helped me get up, "Why did you want me, anyway?"

"Oh, yeah," She laughed, "The bus driver told me to tell you guys that we're arriving in whatever town we're playing in tonight in around an two hours. He said we should start getting dressed."

"Ahah." I replied, "Shall I wake Flame?"

"Nah," Elena concluded, holding up a bottle of chilled water from the fridge, "I've got it." I snorted,

"Someone isn't going to be too happy with you." Elena shrugged,

"Ah, well. Sucks to be Flame." I nodded,

"Agreed. She shouldn't stay up all night Skyping Andy Biersack."

"And she says they are just friends..." Elena narrowed her eyes, "Yeah right!"

I chuckled,

"Their babies will be cute..." I thought to myself, imagining little miniature baby boy Andy's covered in black makeup and little baby girl Flame's with her bright purple hair swigging vodka from the bottle. Hardcore.

"What the hell, Thorn?!" Elena cried, "I'm not even going there!"

"Sorry," I apologised, "I couldn't help myself."

"Come on!" Elena tugged on my arm, exasperated. I let her lead me into Flame's room, wincing as the door opened with a little squeak and Flame stirred in her sleep.

Elena crept closer to Flame's bed where only her head and upper torso were poking out of her purple duvet. Perfect!

"Three..." I counted, holding my breath,