Christmas Special!

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Okay, this is more like a What would Have Happened than anything, but idrc and it's 2 am and it's Christmas so take hilarity and kinda spoilers for chapters that haven't been released yet. Also it's for the current time in this book when they're in a different world and you know who's from the main okay thanks bye

yw.

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Laurance: Hey, Garroth?

Garroth: Yes, Laurance? What is it?

Laurance: How would you feel if I told you we've had sex-

Garroth, in an offended tone: eXcUsE mE?

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Sam: Tifa, have you thought that we're dating in another universe?

Tifa: Excuse me?

Sarah: Excuse me?!

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Travis: Garroth, what would you say if I proposed to your little brother?

Garroth: *spits out water*

Laurance: And what would you say if I proposed to you?

Garroth: *spits out spit and turns bright red*

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Sarah: SAM I SWEAR TO GOD--

Sam: SARAH WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS A MILLION TIMES I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS REALITY STOP CHASING ME-

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Travis: IT'S CHRISTMAS

Zane: Oh joy.

Travis: TO THE WORLD

Zane: Oh my god-

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Laurance: Aaron's alive.

Aphmau: W H A T

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Sam: SARAH PLEASE LET ME UP IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING--

Sarah: FINE BUT YOU'RE EXPLAINING THIS WHEN WE GET HOME

Sam: OH THANK IRENE-

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Laurance: What are you made of, boyfriend material?

Garroth: Laurance, please.

Laurance: GARROTH, PLEASE. I'VE GONE WITHOUT PICKUP LINES FOR DAYS.

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Laurance: And Zane is nice!

Zane: Hi.

Garroth: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

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Laurance: I just want some as-

Garroth: *faints*

Laurance: WELL SHI-

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Sam: SARAH I SAID I WOULD EXPLAIN-

Sarah: SEEING TIFA ANGERED ME

Tifa: What did I do?

Sarah: YOU ANGERED ME.

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Laurance: pls gargar. :'( do me dir-

Garroth: L A U R A N C E

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Garroth: Wait, how the hell did you say that out loud?

Laurance: :>

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Merry crisis.

:)

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

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