Ye Old Switchero

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Italy: *reads a note with this chapter's question or dare on it*

I dare england to act like america and america to act like england

~ AshtonLikesLlamas

Admin: *evil whale laughing* HEY, ENGLAND, AMERICA WAS MAKING FUN OF YOUR EYEBROWS AND COOKING, AGAIN!!!! *rides flying mint bunny off into the sunset*

England: He what!? *scowls and looks at America* My cooking is amazing!!!!

America: *laughs* Oh, look at me. I'm England and my cooking comes to life and kills people

England: *scowls* My name's America and I like to spend my time sitting on my fat ass and playing video games

America: *gasps* *terrible British accent* You bloody twat....My name's Arthur Kirkland....And, I need professional help....You see....I still believe in fairies

England: MY NAME IS ALFRED JONES AND IM SO DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, I CONSTANTLY LIE ABOUT ALIENS LIVING IN MY BASEMENT

Tony: B*tch

America: Not now, tony

England: Oh my god, he's real!?

America:.....Yes, and he's going to probe you....So, run, T.A.R.D.I.S  boy, run t(*-*t)

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