Teaching England to Cook

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Sealand: *steals the dare and reads it before anybody else can* 

I dare France, China, and Italy to teach England to cook. And Russia has to be a plumber for the day

~Androidsoul

China: Us, aru?

France: Zhat is impossible....

Italy: Veh....We can teach-a him to make pasta....how hard can it be-a?

China: Ok....

England: *walks in and the stove catches on fire* I-I swear, i didn't even touch it!!

France: Way to go, black sheep of Europe!!

England: Shut your mouth, frog face!! *the fire alarm and sprinklers go off*

China: Oh, now look what you did!!

Italy: I-I cant get them to turn off-a!!

Russia: *steps out of the shadows* It's a good thing I'm a plumber....

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