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Chapter 6 School and Weapons Probably Don't Mix Part 2

Yeah so guys already know about the whole bow and arrow incident, but here goes another story.

OK so my dad told me about this real cool trick. He said that he always walks around with a magazine because he can easily roll it up, and use it as a weapon. You can jab people with it, hit them in the back of the legs, block an attack. So I thought yeah that makes a lot of sense.

So me the being the some what creative person I am, I take some old math tests, fold them in half,  then roll them up, so it's nice and thick. And ta da! You have a substitute for a magazine. Yeah creativity can get you places.

And everyday I would walk around with it in my pocket, and I actually used it to maneuver through the stairwell at school.

OK one day my friends and I were at our lockers, Y, N, and I our lockers were on one side of the hallway,  and K and H their's was on the other side.

After I close my locker door, I turn to see K and H having a ruler fight. It was a pretty intense battle. Then suddenly N being the ninja she is takes two novels from locker and throws them like ninja stars at H and K. The books hit them right in the side, and that starts a war.

So I grab my ruler, and my rolled up papers, N retrieves the books,  and Y uses her fingers to jab them. Yep it's a war, jabs are thrown left and right, and we end up on the ground. Yeah H and K suddenly become samurais, N is a ninja, Y is an MMA fighter, and I here acting like a career from the hunger games, jabbing people,  and throwing the rolled up paper like it's a knife. #clove

Then somehow we all team up against H, I don't even know how that happened,  but yeah. It was war. And in case your wondering,  the hallway was completed empty, and this whole war was somewhat silent. Yyyyyyeeeeaaaaahhhh.   #schoolmemories