Harry: Hi there.
Hermione: Nice to see you again!
Ron: Yeah! Another question!
Harry: This question is from Aisha's (@forhogwarts) friend and fellow classmate,@DaChosen.
Hermione: This one better not be for me!
Harry: Quest-
Ron: Hey, Harry how come you get to read the question?
Harry: Cause it's my job.
Ron: No its not!
Hermione: Stop,stop,Ron you can read the question next time.
Ron: Fine
Harry: Question: Ron,would you go for pancakes or waffles?
Ron: Well, that's bloody easy!
Hermione: Is that honestly the question?
Harry: Yep!
Hermione: *Rolls her eyes*
Ron: Okay,Every year on my birthday, I get waffles with strawberry salsa and vanilla ice-cream for breakfast and it's always the best breakfast of the year. It's not yet my birthday, but I've decided that I need more waffles in my life. So with my brand-spanking-new waffle iron in hand, I present, 10 reasons waffles are better than pancakes:
It's a well-known fact that the first pancake always burns or cooks weirdly. What a waste of time and batter. When you make waffles, you don't have the tedious task of turning them. (I've never been able to throw a pancake in the air to flip it anyway.) Pancakes are pretty easy and very common, but waffles are a treat... unless you've been living with me since I bought my waffle iron!! Pancakes have less calories due only to the fact that you can make them as small as you like. Who would ever ask for a small waffle?? Waffles cook all the way through - every time. There is no gluiness in a waffle. Waffles are perfect for being cut into symmetrical pieces. Many say pancakes are to be rolled, but often the roll is too thick and the syrup just oozes out the ends. (Crepes are the pan-fried delicacy that are best rolled and/or folded. Just sayin'.) Waffles have genius cubic grooves that allow them to carry more butter, syrup, sauce and/or icecream to your tastebuds. Some say pancakes soak up the syrup, but quite frankly, I have never seen a pancake soak enough syrup to match the depth of a waffle's grooves. Waffles are always the same size and shape, which is pleasing to an OCD, ratio-obsessed foodie like me. Cold waffles have the ability to be toasted and reheated back to glory. This ability is totally unparalleled by their cakey counterparts. Waffles are crispier, but they still maintain a slight fluffiness inside each ridge. If your pancakes are crispy, they're probably burnt.
Harry: Okay, then
Hermione: Since when did you know so much about waffles?
Ron: I have my talents.
Harry: Yeah right.
Ron: Hey, house elf!
House Elf: Yes, Master Weasley. How may I help you, Master Weasley?
Ron: Good question, my friend. You can get me a plate of waffles.
House Elf: At your service Master Weasley. *Brings Waffles*
Hermione: Are you serious?
Ron: No I'm Ron.
Harry: LOL!
Ron: *Eats All Hi Waffles* BURP!
Hermione: Ewwww.....
Harry: Okay, times up. We;ve gotta go!
Ron: But I want more waffles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hermione: Remember to ask questions.
Ron: WAFFLES.
Harry: Vote too!
Ron: MAH WANT MORE WAFFLES NOW!
Hermione: Bye!
Harry: Later!
*Drag Ron Away And Disappear*
