Everyone thinks your at least 18, but your actually 1018. You're an elf who lives in the big city after fleeing your home, and one day, the barrier breaks and monsters are up on the surface again, and you try to be friends with them, even though if...
I woke up that morning to the sound of my alarm clock. Oh right. The fall break is over. I look at the clock, 7:48. "Sh*t I'm late for work!" I yell, falling out of my bed. I quickly grab some clothes and run noisily down the hall to the bathroom to get ready.
I ran the brush through my hair, brushed my teeth, and fell over while trying to get a sock on. Sans was already at the table, drinking a mustard. "Good mornin', Damn, you look like a mess." He says teasingly.
I roll my eyes and go to the kitchen,"I'm late to work again, and Grillby will fire me this time, so I've gotta go!" I say grabbing a granola bar from the cabinet. Sans waves to me as I run out the door. "Okay, cya' later, unless ya get incinerated." He says sarcastically.
He seems to be in a weird mood. He's being nicer than usual. I get on my motorbike, and after exceeding the speed limit, I was at Grillby s just minutes before I was actually counted as late.
"About time, y/n." Grillby says, polishing the glassware.
"Good morning Grillby." I mumble.
The customers started pouring in, and last to come was Undyne and Papyrus, who where arguing with each other.
"I am obviously much more intimidating that you." Papyrus imposes, putting a hand on his chest dramatically.
"Oh, you wish, pip-squeak! The man literally almost fainted just by looking at me! And I was like, twenty yards away!" Undyne barks.
I roll my eyes. "Those two argue like siblings." I say to Grillby. He nods. Undyne hauls a booth over her head, "I'm gonna-" I cut her off, "Undyne! Put the booth down!" I say, eyeing her menacingly. She put down the booth, and smiled nervously. "Sorry y/n!" She lunges at Papyrus, and traps him in a headlock, and noogied him. "Do not noogie the skeleton!" Papyrus yells. "Wasn't she banned from the bar last time she broke that booth?" I ask Grillby, who nodded.
Sans p.o.v
I press the button under the speaker, "Hey Alphys." I grumble through the speaker. "Oh, h-hey Sans!" I hear a clicking noise as the doors unlock.I walk through the automatic doors, and stop in front of Alphys. "Hey S-Sans! What bring you here?" She asks, holding a clipboard. "Uhh, Alphys, I've got a coupla' questions, and I thought you where the best person ta ask.." I say, holding the back of my skull. Alphys raises an eyebrow, "What is it?" She chuckles. "Uuuhhh... I wanted ta ask... how do you ask someone out on a date?" I say, bracing myself.
Alphys drops the clipboard, grabs my wrist, and points to the couch, "Sit down please." She says dragging me over to the couch. I sit down, and she sits down on the armchair.
"Now.... IVEGOTSOMUCHTOASK, WHOAREYOUASKINGOUT? ISITAHUMANORAMONSTER? ISIT... OOOHHHH! ITSY/n, ISNT IT?" She bursts. I blink twice, registering what I just heard. "Yeeeeesss...?" I say. Alphys squeals, "MYSHIPISSAILINGOMIGOOOSSSHH!" She starts doing her weird fangirl thing. "Alphys, but I came here ta ask... how do I ask her out?" I say. Alphys suddenly stops, and takes deep breathes, "Okay, okay, so, where are you going to?" She says, completely losing her stutter, in a full on professional mode.
A couple minutes later of explaining the situation...
Alphys nods, "Okay, so first, you'll want to get her something, something she'll like, after you give it to her, ask her on the date. If she says yes, your in. If no, what I would do, is eat ice cream and cry. Got it?" She says, now writing on her board. I nod, "It's that easy? But what if the gift I get her is somthin' she won't like?" Alphys shakes her head, "That's not an option, Sans. Get her something you know she likes, then choose a nice setting to ask. Simple! If your not comfortable asking face to face, if you want, do what Undyne did! Just send a letter!" I think about it. A letter? Maybe a messenger? I think I got it...
Y/n p.o.v
I sighed. My shift was over, so I grabbed my jacket, waved by, and went home. I opened the door, and walked in, "Hey, guys." I say, Anjo runs up to me, "Hi! Also, Sans isn't here, but he did send in someone to tell you something!" He yips. I raise a brow.
"Hey y/n... Azzy and Frisk are at school, and since I'm not really enrolled yet, or even ready yet, Sans forced me to give you something." Chara says, looking like she just woke up. "Oh, I forgot about you guys! I'm so sorry!" I say. Chara rubbed her eye, "It's ok. I just raided the fridge. Anywho, here you go. Sans told me not to open it or he'd slit my throat." I took the pizza box from her arms. Oh my lord I love pizza! "Thank you Chara... also, just wanted to ask... did you tell your parents about yourself yet? Did Asriel do it?"
Chara shakes her head, "No, but Asriel did. I told him not to tell anyone about me, mainly because I'm just not ready yet..." she says.
"Oh, ok. Sorry, but if you want, I'll go with you!" I say, watching Chara brighten just a little bit, "Sure, that sounds like a good idea... we'll meet at my dads if that's okay.. maybe tomorrow at five?" She mumbles happily. I nod, and she goes to her room. I watch her go, then I open the pizza box.
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