One Shot Stories

The Blind And A Date

A very cliché One-shot story

Originally by JM Encina (Taglish version)

Angel A. (English, this)

In a coffee shop, girl suddenly hit a boy who just happened to passed by which caused the disposal of ice cream on his clothes

Boy: What the afsdfg?! ARE YOU BLIND?! (laser beams everywhere)

Girl: No I'm not. But I did not see you. (evade laser beams)

Boy: Then you're blind!

Girl: You're deaf!

Boy: Excuse me? What did you just say?! (Mt. Pinatubo eruption sound effect)

Girl: Tsk. You're really a deaf.

Boy marched like a boy scout in the Comfort Room. Maybe to wipe the ice cream on the green T-shirt he's wearing.

Girl sit on a chair and take a look around

Girl: Gosh. I'm late. Where is my blind date? Did he lose his patience and leave? I have my reason! It's because of that painful battle on the road. Damn that traffic. Argh!

She pouted.

She get her phone out and texted her friend

Girl: Emma, I think he already left me. My fault. I'm an hour late. Sorry. I'm going home. Send!

Suddenly a voice spoke: Excuse me, that's my seat!

She looked at her back and saw a boy with Ice Coffee on hand. He changed his clothes already.

Girl: Oh really?

Boy: Yes!

She raised her eyebrow

Girl: Do you have a name on this table? Have you bought it? Are you the owner?

Boy: (laser beams x2 x2 x2) No, but I'm sitting there earlier!

Girl: It was then, get lost. Finders keepers, losers ... weepers!

He got nothing to do but sit on the opposite chair on the same table with the girl

Boy:Alright then, let's share the table.

She just ignored him. Looking at her phone, checking if her friend replies, but there is none.

After a while, a service crew approached them

SC: Sir, you want to replace your order?

Boy: Yes. Give me another cup of Ice Americano.

SC: Alright, sir. Anything else?

Boy: Do you have cheesecake?

SC: Yes, sir.

Boy: And that.

SC: Is that all, sir? We also have blueberry muffin, grapefruit and-- 

Boy: (laser beam)

SC: And you, Ma'am?

Girl: Water.

SC: (surprised) Po? Water?

Girl: What's in the water that people can't comprehend?

SC: I'm sorry. One water, right away! (Evaporate on thin air like Harry Potter disapparating)

Girl: Tsk! Just a water. What does he want, Tagalog? Tubig! Spanish? Agua! Haist! (Looks at Boy who is looking at her) What are you looking at?!

Boy: (sneered) Is it bad? I have eyes!