"Dude, wake up!" Someone yelled, that's probably Calum. Ugh, I hate getting out of bed. I literally have to be pulled out of it, or get yelled at whenever morning comes. It just feels so good to sleep all day, hell I could sleep for a year. "Get up!" He yelled again. What is with everyone and getting up? What time is it anyway?
"Hey why is he still in bed? It's already--" A different voice spoke, and I'm guessing that's Ashton. What the fuck are they doing here?
"I'm up, I'm up. Shut the fuck up" I finally lifted myself up and yelled.
"It rhymes" Calum laughed.
"Why do you have to swear all the time, don't you know it's not fucking nice?" Ashton cried out. I stifle a laugh at his expense because he's the one that's been telling people that cursing, swearing, cussing or whatever it is, is bad and stuff, and here he goes doing it. I was about to burst into a fit of laughter but Calum went on first. He's laughing boisterously now.
"Go take a shower, you stink!" That was Ashton.
"Shore shore" I mocked, and grabbed my towel and headed to the bathroom.
"Is that cologne?" Calum asked, and sniffed me like he's some kind of dog. Quite a funny gesture. "It smells nice" He adds.
"Smells like girl perfume" Ashton laughed. I opened the dresser and tried to look for decent clothes to wear, but wouldn't you know it, there aren't any. I tightened the towel hanging on my waste and felt the cool air inside my room while droplets of water still flow down on half of my body. I took my jorts and a ripped shirt and tossed it on my bed next to Calum.
"Where are you guys going anyway?" I ask them, Ashton is staring at his phone and so is Calum. (This is what we call "Hanging Out")
"Dunno" said Calum. "Ask Luke" he says still not looking at me. Where's Luke though?
"Well, you guys better get out 'cos I'm gonna get--" I was cut off by Ash when he said "It's not like we haven't seen thatbefore" He burst out laughing.
"And besides, mine's biggest anyway" That was Calum being Calum. Man, If I was a girl I'd think these guys are either pedophiles or just maniacally crazy.
"Fuck you!"
"Don't swear!" You know who that is.
I hurriedly grabbed my clothes and put them on while they're staring at their phones, who knows what else they could see. My mom's in the kitchen probably making brunch, "Hey Ma" I greet. And like it was just on cue, these two idiots stumbled behind my back, and almost hit me. My mom laughed and set up the table. Besides, she is way used to having them around to not care whether they barge in. They're not strangers. She's known them for years.
We ate brunch at my house, and almost well.. argued a little about food and other stuff. I guess that's what guys do.
"See ya later, Mum!" I shout when I was by the door frame with these two. "Let's go to Luke's" I said.
"I'm not driving" said Ashton.
"Fine, let's walk then?" Calum.
"Fuck no! I'll drive" They both looked at me with eyes as wide as an owl, their eyes saying youcan'tevendrive. Well, I candrive. But I need a little more practice. Plus, I haven't even had the chance to take up driving test because we've kinda been all over the area doing shows and shit.
"Slow the hell down!" Calum shrieked. He sounded like a little school girl. I laughed, and Ashton was panicking. My speed was thrice of the normal one, so yeah.. it seems like we're gonna die. We finally arrived at Luke's house. Thank the lord, cos I didn't go deaf of Ashton's squirming. He was like "we'regonnadie. we'regonnadie. we'regonnadie"
