Vampire in Shining Armour || Kol M. & Bella S. [DISCONTINUED]

The Mystic Falls Gang

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Bella stared at the group in front of her. She couldn't believe what they were asking. She couldn't believe that they were even asking what they were.

It had to be a joke, that was the only explanation, it was all some kind of weird joke. After all, who in their right mind would go to a family that they'd betrayed repeatedly and then ask for their help?

Alas, it wasn't a prank, and the threesome in front of the Mikaelson family truly did want - expect - their help.

"You do realise what you're asking of us?" Bella asked slowly, staring at them as though they'd suddenly grown an extra head.

"Yes." 'Elena' nodded, what appeared to be a sympathetic expression on her face. "I know that this is a lot to ask. But you have to help us."

"No we don't." Bella said bluntly.

"Er, yes, you do," the blonde girl to the left of Elena scoffed.

"No, we don't." Bella repeated. "This 'Stefan' means nothing to us. Why should we travel 938 miles to deal with something that isn't going to have any impact on our lives?" She then added as an afterthought, "And who are you anyway?"

The blonde gaped at her, before stuttering, "Caroline Forbes. And, well, Stefan was Klaus' friend. He won't turn his back on him, and you won't let him come alone."

"You put far too much faith in Nik, darling." Kol snarked at her, coming up to wrap his arm around Bella.

"No way." Everyone's attention turned to the raven-haired man on Elena's other side. "You got yourself someone to actually date you? Or is she just so good in the sack you don't wanna let her go yet?" He smirked at Kol for a split second before he was pinned against the wall.

"You'd best keep your tongue in line, lest I be forced to pull it out Damon." Klaus warned, an amused glimmer in his eyes.

He and Bella may not always get along, but no one spoke about his sister like that.

Even though his windpipe was being crushed, Damon smirked at Klaus. "Or are you the reason she's still around? Is she warming your bed too? What, do you share now?"

Kol snarled, shoving past Klaus and lunging for Damon. Elijah, thinking quickly, rushed forward to restrain Kol, while Hayley and Cami stepped up next to a blushing Bella.

"How dare you!" Exclaimed Bella. "Not that it's any of your business, but I'm Kol's wife, Bella Mikaelson. And even if I did have some kind of threesome relationship with them, which, ew, by the way, I don't want to even think about Klaus naked - it's better than stealing my brother's girl. Or being the whore who pitted to brothers against each other." She turned to Elena, wearing a smirk Rebekah would have been proud of.

"Hey!" Caroline stepped forward, firing up to her friend's defence as Elena's doe eyes shone with hurt. "You have no right to talk to her like that, you have no idea -"

"Enough of this talk." Klaus suddenly exclaimed. "It's boring me." He turned to the three people in front of him. "You have come here asking for our help, yet insulted myself, my brother and his wife. Why should we help you after the things you have said?"