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Incoming Call From: Mozzarellasaurus

"Adrienneeeeeeeeeee."

"Josephhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Oh hi Rami!"

"I have a question. Well, we have a question."

"Lay it on me. I'm almost to set."

"We want you to come to the world premiere and the New York premiere, courtesy of us. Will you?"

"The Bohemian Rhapsody premiere?"

"YES THE BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY PREMIERE."

"I.. I don't know! I-."

"Darling, you must!"

"I blinked and suddenly Freddie Mercury appeared before my eyes."

"I hoped it would be of some convincing."

"It just might be. Why me of all people?"

"Can't I invite my friend to see this movie?"

"BEN HAS NO IDEA HES INVITING YOU!"

"Shut up Gwil!"

"NO! I WANT TO MEET HER!"

"Get your ass over here then!"

"Just wait until she finds out Allen's in this movie. She's a huge Downtown Abbey fan."

"WAIT."

"ALLEN WHO?"

"Allen Leech!"

"NO FUCKING WAY."

"ALLEN LEECH IS IN THIS MOVIE AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME??????"

"JOSEPH-"









Y'all are sleeping on Allen Leech AKA THE CUTEST MOTHERFUCKING PEANUT IN THE WORLD AND HONESTLY IM SICK OF IT

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