Groupchat: Shitheads of the Rock
Kase
I have a question.
Mo
The answer is already no
Joey
In that case, what's up Kasey?
Aidy
Yes dear?
Kase
What should I get Elias for his birthday
Aidy
You know, anything truck or dinosaur related
He's also been obsessed with planet earth since I started watching it
We aren't even having a big birthday party. Just me, him, Daisy, and his grandparents
Joey
Just cause or what?
Aidy
I asked him and he said he was "too lazy"
Mo
I swear to god he's your age instead of almost 3
Aidy
That worries me slightly
Kase
Why would it?
Aidy
My worst fear of being a single parent is emotional incest
Joey
When was the last time you disciplined him?
Aidy
I tell him to stop climbing on shit every day of the week and had to deny him chocolate until he ate dinner yesterday
Joey
Then you're doing just fine, cucciolo
Aidy
mamma e papà mi chiamano solo così
Mo
So?
Kase
sei ancora il più giovane
Aidy
Yeah yeah okay
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Hammer To Fall // Ben Hardy ✔️
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