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𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥 𝟙𝟡-𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕖

-two weeks later-

Stan sat in his room, reading a book about birds while relaxing on his cushy bed. He groaned when he heard a loud thump near his window. He assumed it was Bill, so he got up swiftly and headed over, but was surprised to see the younger Kaspbrak boy instead. Stan opened the window and watched as Eddie quickly climbed inside his room and out of the cold. Stan immediately grabbed a blanket and tossed it to Eddie, knowing that Richie would kill him if he let Eddie catch a cold. Eddie thanked him and wrapped himself in a blanket and sat down on his bed. 

"Um not like I'm not glad to see you, but why are you here?" Stan asked the small boy slowly, sitting on his bed next to Eddie. 

"To ask you something," Eddie smiled softly, mischief evident in his eyes. 

"Oh god, what is it?" Stan groaned. 

"I was wondering," Eddie nervously played with his fingers, "If you would want to go on a double date with Bill along with me and Rich?" 

Stan stood up, glaring down at Eddie. "You know how I feel about Richie," Stan crossed his arms. 

"He's your friend and so am I! I know you find him annoying as fuck but please tolerate him for me," Eddie pleaded, standing up too. 

"I'm still mad at him for the crude joke he made yesterday." 

"What did he say yesterday?" 

Stan's eyes widened. "I don't want to relive it so it will stay a terrifying memory." 

*flashback*

"Stan the man, what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?" Richie grinned evilly. 

"Jeez Richie, I have no idea, what?" Stan mumbled, uninterested. 

"Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob," Richie chuckled, running his hands through his curly hair. 

*flashback ends*

Eddie sighed, "I get he has a dirty mind and that annoys you, but please put up with him just for tonight." 

"Wait, it's tonight?" Stan asked. 

"Yeah, I knew if I gave you too much time in advance, you'd drive to Idaho or some shit and hide out." 

Stan grumbled something but sighed. "Fine, but you owe me one," Stan rolled his eyes. 

A smile spread across Eddie's face, causing him to jump off the bed to stand in front of Stan. 

"Thank you so much," Eddie stood on his tiptoes to press a friendly peck to Uris's cheek. Stan rolled his eyes but ruffled the boy's hair. 

"I have to get going, cause Richie's waiting in my room, but I'll see you tonight! We're leaving at 7," Eddie said, walking back to the window to climb out. 

As Eddie disappeared out the window, Stan sighed and laid back on his bed. 

"Gotta make my future brother in law happy I guess," He grumbled, closing his eyes to rest for a bit for the exhausting night ahead. 

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Richie sighed in boredom on Eddie's bed, waiting for him to come home so he could annoy him. 

"Hey Rich, I'm back," Eddie's voice seemed to lighten the room, causing a smile to spread on Richie's face. 

"Oh thank god," Richie groaned, sitting upright to see Eddie walk into the room. 

"Why, did you miss me?" Eddie giggled, walking towards Richie.