I swivelled in my chair to look at Alex, my stomach plunging. She had jerked upwards and was licking chocolate off her necklace, glaring at me. I swore.
"Fuck, sorry, I'm gonna go and dance with Hearth." I snapped, standing up and trying to flee. Alex grabbed the back of my jacket, and hauled me down. She shook her head and took a deep breath.
"What the fuck?"
"Yeah, I'm-"
"No, fuck you, Chase. You're not allowed to ask me that and then just run off on me." She shook her head in disbelief, grinning. "Fücking finally."
I shrugged, sitting down and frowning. "Um...so...?"
Alex rolled her eyes and pulled out her phone. I watched as she opened Wattpad and types out a message. She reached out and slapped my arm, ordering me to turn away. Within seconds, my own phone chimed with a notification. I opened it. She'd written on her message board.
Hola, chicos.
Yo leí 'Dairy of a Falafel Lord'. Todos ustedes quieren saber mi reacción a Magnus' pregunta.
Magnus Chase..... *sighs*
Eres una idiota. Un gran idiota. Estás a veces inteligente, pero puede ser un idiota. Has hecho tanto estupideces en el pase. Probablemente seguirías haciendo estupideces desde que eres tú.Eres un idiota que es amable; un idiota que es inteligente; una persona que odio y también amo. Pero olvidaste algo: ya te he propuesto. ¿Esa manzana que tiré? Te lo propuse. Nunca me diste tu respuesta. Así que para citar dos veces (un grupo de chicas Kpop):
"Hey chico
Mira, voy a hacer que este sencillo para usted
Tienes dos opciones
Sí o sí?"
I frowned, and leant in. "Hey, boys. I...read...Diary of a Falafel lord. You all know my reaction to Magnus's...question. Magnus Chase...you are an idiot. A huge idiot. You are, um, sometimes smart but you can be an idiot. You...have...done so many stupid....things in the past. Um-"
Alex rolled her eyes and grabbed my phone.
"You will probably keep doing stupid things because that's you. You are a loveable idiot; an intelligent idiot; a person that I hate but I also love. But you forgot something: I already proposed. That apple that I threw? I proposed. You never gave me an answer." She stopped reading and looked up at me, a smile curling the corner of her mouth up. "Hey boy, I'm gonna make this easy. Yes or yes?"
I laughed. "So basically, no u."
Alex shrugged, and rolled her eyes. "Pretty much."
Author note: motherfucker I just realised that I forgot to post this. The wedding will be up in a couple of days.
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Diary of a Falafel Lord
FanfictionAlex said that he/she/they/zie was/were a meme lord so I guess I'm a falafel lord? Anyways. Now that my books are over, I have some sweet sweet time to kick back, relax, and enjoy paradise. Well, paradise on the side with Alex battling the administr...
