Craig's P.o.V
"Craig! Oh my god,bro,Im So excited for a new episode of Riverdale!" Clyde giggled with excitement
"I swear you're obsessed with that show" I smirked and thought about the 15 hour marathon he put me and jimmy through. He ate ice cream the entire time and he's lactose intolerant.
"Heh maybe. See ya later Craig!" He waved and walked towards his red minivan. He finally got a car. An old one but still a car.
I was about to walk towards my truck when I was tapped on the shoulder. I was surprised to see Tweek Tweak behind me, rubbing his neck. He was nervous about something which made me nervous. Was he going to say something bad?
"Craig can I-uh- can I have your phone number?"
Well that's a relief.
I told him he can and I put my number into his phone and he put mine into his.
"Thanks Craig" he said and started to walk home
"No problem" I said even tough it sounded more like a question.
Why does Tweek want my number?
<time skip>
I walk into my room and throw my bag onto my bed. Man I have a pretty cool room. It's nothing fancy but it's nice. I had a lot of space stuff. Space sheets, covers, space posters, rocket ship fairy lights overhanging my desk with more space stuff.
I whipped out my phone from my nasa backpack and scrolled through tumblr and Twitter. Suddenly I realize I got Tweek's number and I started to get curious.
"Hey uh why did you want my number?" Sent
I shut my phone off and stared at my plastic star lit ceiling.
Ding!
I looked at my phone and Tweek had responded.
"Just thought we hadn't talked in a while and we should catch up"
"That's cool" sent.
An idea popped into my head as my face lit up.
"Want to hang out with me, jimmy, token and Clyde later?"sent.
This time he immediately responded
"Today?"
"Yea"
"Um sure when"
"We were thinking around 4"
"What we be doing"
"Just hanging out at Clyde's house"
"Okay I'm in I guess, don't be doing meth or anything I mean unless you have some :)"
I smiled. Man, he's weird.
Group chat: 'The boys 🍑💦🌮🌮'
Me: hey I invited Tweek to hang out with us you guys cool with that?
Token: sure the more the merrier
Douchebag(clyde): you gonna hit that 😏:)
Me: Clyde I swear to god I will rip out your scrotum and feed it to stripe
<time skip>
4 finally rolled around and I grabbed my black and white letterman jacket with the nasa logo sewed on. I bought the patch and the jacket online.
"Bye Dad, bye Tricia"
"Where you goin'?" Dad asked without looking up from his newspaper.
"Clyde's"
"You finish your homework?"
"Yeah"
"Be home by 8 for dinner"
"K"
And with that I left the house.
I got into my car and started it. Clyde's house was 8 minutes away so I pulled out pandora and got onto the '80s station'. It's embarrassing but I started to sing along. "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUN!"
Shit. I remembered I have to pick up Tweek since he doesn't have a car. I pulled over and texted him "do you need a ride to Clyde's?" He texted back saying he did.
I pulled over Because road safety is important. Clyde and jimmy always says token and I are 'gay for road safety'. That's even our names in their phone. To be perfectly honest we kind of are.
Once, I got back on the road i turned around and drove to Tweek house which wasn't very far from my own house. I pulled into his driveway and saw him sitting on his porch, he waved and opened the passenger door. He didn't get in though. He just stared at me with a confused face and laughed. Crap, girls just wanna have fun isn't still on. I blushed from embarrassment and turned it off.
"So" crap here we go "The famous bad boy Craig Tucker listens to Cyndi Lauper?"
"Shut up" I cringed into the steering wheel as he laughed. Man I haven't heard his laugh in a while, it's nice.
We arrived at Clyde's house and opened the door
"Aren't you gonna knock?"
"Pfft nah, Clyde's Dad just lets us walk in since we've been here so many times"
"Oh"
When I opened the door I headed upstairs and walked into Clyde's room
"YO WHATS UP ASSWHIPE" Clyde shouted
"HEY WHORES WE'RE HERE" I shouted right back
Tweek nervously stood behind me, Clyde noticed this too.
"TWEEK, man, hey I haven't talked to you in forever what's up!" Clyde.
"Oh uh hey guys, and nothing really" he responded
"Nothing really?" Token repeated back
"Yeah nothings really different"
"You sure l-look different" jimmy Said eyeing him
He looked at his own outfit. He had black shoes and black ripped jeans, he had a short sleeved, green, unbuttoned shirt over a dark brown long sleeve shirt. He started to take care of his hair too, not a lot obviously, maybe just a quick comb, but it made a big difference. And it was cut diffrent, Instead of it being stiff in all directions it was was upturned. It was still spiky.
"Is that-is that bad or good?"
"You look g-g-great man" jimmy reassured him.
We spent the rest of the night talking and laughing, Tweek did bring up my embarrassing moment in the car.
"So did you guys know that Craig listens to girls just wanna have fun?" He said "or is that just me?"
Everyone laughed except me and Tweek. God dammit Tweek.
"Do we know it?"clyde said
"That's only his altime favorite song!"token chimed in.
"Okay!okay! Yeah I get it!" I got annoyed at this point "we all have embarrassing favorite songs! Like Clyde's is take on me by a-ha"
"Not ashamed of that"
"And tokens favorite song is Africa by Toto"
"Definitely not ashamed of that"
"And jimmys favorite song is probably hit or miss"
We all laughed
"Oh, ha. Ha." Jimmy (barley) said. "It's actually thank you, next"
Oh my god jimmy.
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