Teenage Dirtbag -South Park Creek

Bond-Fire

[Craigs P.o.V] [A.N. This is a long one but oh well]

My eyes fumbled awake as my phone vibrated all over my desk. The clock on my phone said it was past noon, Ugh great. I picked it up and unplugged it. It was a call from Clyde, I put it on speaker since I was too lazy to put it up to my ear.

"Mm, Yeah?" I Said while sitting up and rubbing my eyes.

"Hey! Are you doing anything right now?" 

"Well I was"

"Oh shit were you sleeping?" He asked

"Mmhm kinda" 

"I'm sorry dude, I'll call you back later"

"No it's  fine I'm already up." I told him while stretching "plus it's  noon right now anyway"

"Oh cool," Clyde Said "Do you wanna hang out then?"

"Mhm sure where were you thinking?"

"Your place?"

"Sounds good, see you in a couple." I hung up afterwards

I guess I have to get dressed now.

I slammed some pieces of fabric onto my body without looking. Most of my clothes are black so it's not like any colors will clash or anything.

I walked downstairs and saw Trisha asleep in the blanket fort we made last night. We... got a little carried away when mom and dad were on their date. I poured the milk into my cereal and turned off my ps4. I sat next to Trisha sleeping and turned on iCarly. When I was 11 I had the biggest crush on Spencer. You're judging me right now but he is cute. Clyde laughed his ass off when I told him who my celebrity crush is.

Clyde walked into my house and sat on the other side of Trish. He took off his shoes and criss crossed apple sauced his legs. 

"Haha are you watching you're husband" he chuckled 

"Damn I wish" I responded 

We watched some tv for a while but a half hour later I turned off the tv and we started talking, mostly about stupid stuff like dungeons and dragons but then Clyde made it weird.

"So, you and Tweek cuddled huh?" He said making a smirky face

"Ugh, haven't you ripped on me for that enough!" I pulled my hat over my face

"I'm not ripping on you, I just think it's cute"

I peaked out from under my hat

"I mean I didn't even know you had a crush on Tweek"

I went into shock immediately. I jumped back a little. Tweek's my friend I would never crush on him! That thought never even crossed my mind. Did I have a crush on Tweek? I mean I have been blushing because of him a lot recently. But we did cuddle and I'm gay as hell so fuck you.

"I don't  have a crush on Tweek" I tried to say serious and monotone "fuck you,  fuck your family"

Clyde smirked, not an evil or annoying smirk where you know he's pulling your leg  just to see your reaction. But it was like a smart classy smirk and it did not fit Clyde at all. It honestly kinda scared me

He pulled up one of the floppy parts to expose my ears, which were bloodshot red at this point "I know you Craig" Clyde told me

I pulled the floppy part down "it's just hot in here Okay! Leave me and my red ass ears be!" 

Clyde laughed and got up from the floor 

"I'm making some cereal want some?" He asked 

"Woah okay just go through my kitchen like that" I said while lying down.