Teenage Dirtbag -South Park Creek

Literally just a normal day

Tweeks P.o.V

I walked out of my house house and locked the front door. I walked two feet in front of me before I redid the lock. Just to make sure. 

The sidewalk was dry like chalk. It was so sunny out. Schools almost out so it's been getting hotter and hotter out. As I was walking I reached into my bag and put away my thermos, then I pulled out my sunglasses and iced coffee container, thing with my save the turtles straw. Don't you dare judge me. One, turtles are cute Two, Bebe made me get them Three, the earth is fucking dying.

I'm still so pissed at Kenny. Y'all probably assume that though huh? I know I shouldn't be mad. It's not like he cheated on me.

..

Wait..

Okay so maybe he did but that was a long time ago. It was like two years ago. Fuck.

 I finally reached the school, so I put my sung glasses and empty bottle back into my backpack then put it all away in my locker. 

"Hey tweek!" I heard some one yell from across the hall

I turned around and it was Wendy. 

"Hey wends!" I Said like normal.

It took a minute but my Brian finally realized that Wendy and red were dating. But once it wasn't enough time to process everything so my head wasn't spinning. Especially when she said "So red told me Kenny cheated on Craig, isn't that awesome!"

I was doing math in my head "w-what?"

"Well obviously it's not awesome for Craig but it's  great for you!" She siad "go get your man!"

There was a long beat 

"Wendy... who do you think Kenny cheated on Craig with?"

She paused to think 

"I don't know Red told me it was Stan or something"

I narrowed my eyes in suspicion. This is awful fishy. Wendy was still talking but I was somewhere else.  Figuratively.

"It's hard to say I mean Kenny has said himself he'd fuck almost anyone" 

I can't think. I have no words. Usually I have like a bunch of words but now. I'm speechless. I can't tell her can I? That'd break her heart. I don't know if I even could tell her. I have no idea what's going on.

Before I could barely process a thought the bell rang

[time skip]

"Do you guys know where Craig is?"

"Clyde he literally just got his heart ripped out let the guy breath for  two seconds" token said. He's wise. Like an owl. 

"You right, you right" clyde said slouching his back. 

We were all at lunch, talking about stupid stuff. Bebe was there too. Which I really enjoyed. I love Bebe's company.

So did all the other dudes at our table.

Man, why do all the hot guys have to drool over my friends. Man I feel like a douche for saying that. Especially since Craig is going through some pretty emotional stuff right now. Whatever it's fine, they're all probably working with the Illuminati anyways.

"Soo~ Tweek" Bebe interrupted my train of thought. More like train of thot, hehe, "Craig's single huh?"

"Damn, Girl why do we always have to talk about guys whenever there's a beat? There is more to life then men. You're  the one who's single. Let's talk about that"

She put her hands up in defense "damn Okay"

I have no idea why I just snapped. Where the hell did that even come from? What's wrong with me? Am I going crazy?! What the fuck is going on?!

[AN: I know this one is super short but I had no other ideas, also I am very sorry I haven't written in literally two months but you guys comments have been delightful and I love reading them (also I'm wondering if I should write a style fic let me know, it'd have the same comedic themes as this fic)]