Craig's P.o.V
"One new message from: Douchebag(Clyde)"
Douchebag(Clyde): okay I know u already said no but just listen to how much money we could make for the talent show
Me: Ugh Ok
Douchebag(Clyde): 150 dollars. That's 50 each since token and jimmy said no
Me: fine I'm in
Douchebag(Clyde):yay!
Douchebag(Clyde): by the way this is just me you and Tweek doing this and Tweek needs a ride sooo...
Me: fine I'll pick him up.
I shut my phone off and laughed about how stupid Clyde is sometimes.
I grabbed my nasa letterman jacket and took a few pokes at my hair. A few pokes that took half an hour..
I walked out the door and to my truck. Okay I won't put embarrassing music on this time. I said to myself
I pulled up at Tweek's house and knocked. A man I assume to be Tweek's Dad opened the door.
"Oh Hello Craig I haven't seen you in a while." I heard a loud muffled voice in the background, that's fucking weird.
"Uh Yeah, isn't Tweek here?"
"As a matter of fact he is but he's in the shower right now so you can wait here" he motioned towards the couch, So I sat down.
"Oh Tweek!" He yelled up stairs
"YEAH?" Ooh the muffled voice was Tweek.
"What are you doing?"
"CHANGEING DUH"
I giggled behind my hand. Tweek's a bitch to his parents.
"Could you come down?" His Dad yelled again taking a sip of his coffee.
"UM NO IM FUCKING CHANGEING" that's a first. Tweek just said fuck to his parents. I mean I do that all the time but I would never picture Tweek saying fuck. Let alone to his parents.
"Craig drove all this way to see you!" He sounded a little mad but because of his voice it was hard to take him seriously.
"SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT." Tweek was tumbling around in the bathroom. "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT." He was tumbling down the straits now in his boxers and a gray 90s MTV shirt, struggling to put his jeans on due to the fact he was falling. His dad muttered he was an embarrassment and pinched inbetween his eyes. I had an urge to punch him. What a dick.
"Heeeeeeey Craig" he was out of breath and blushing.
I couldn't help but laugh a little.
"Looks like you fell for me" I said, laughing even harder.
"Let's just go to Clyde's."
"Haha fine"
<time skip>
In the car we laughed and talked about random stuff, mostly memes. When we got to Clyde's and walked into his room. Instead of him sitting on his bed or bean bag chair like a normal person he was sitting on the floor with his legs criss crossed with his hands together. It would look like he was praying I found he wasn't sitting like a moron.
"Sit. Crises cross apple sauce." He patted the floor.
"Oh my god ngh clyde" Tweek Said sitting next to Clyde.
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