Teenage Dirtbag -South Park Creek

Big Oof

Tweeks P.o.V

Ugh. I woke up with a headache. I put my hand to my head and groaned. It felt like a normal Saturday. I went to the bathroom and took a shower. I brought my phone with me so I could play music. 

"Hmmm should I go emo or 1970s rock today?" 

I went with 2000s pop. 

Everything was fine and I felt kinda good. But I dropped my toothbrush in the shower In realization that Kenny and Craig are like a thing now. I don't know how I keep forgetting this it's been almost a full week.

I picked up my toothbrush and started brushing again while mumbling the lyrics to 1985. Don't judge me. So I brush my teeth in the shower so what? It's more efficient this way.

Once I got dressed I grabbed my apron and stuffed it in my duffle bag since I was going to be at the shop all day. I really want a new electric guitar. So I have to save up. And me taking a whole weekend off didn't really help. 

"I'll be at the shop later, sweetie" my mom said reading a magazine while eating breakfast.

"Kay" I walked out the door.

Past noon I was at the shop, sweeping with Clyde at one of the tables sipping an iced mango herbal tea. Fancy shmancy, amiright?

"Dude it's only been a week and I'm already over kenny and Craig" he said sipping the tea.

"Bitch I've been over them since day one" Clyde laughs choking on the tea a little bit 

"Okay, clyde?" The mood changes "Can I ask you a question?" I say dropping the broom against a chair

"Uhh I guess?"

"Okay so, the thing is,I know why I don't like Craig with kenny. I mean I know I'm pretty obvious. I'm  surprised he hasn't figured out yet" 

"He's pretty oblivious"

"But why do you not like them?" When I asked he looked at the ground "Clyde? Do... you like Craig too?" He looks up at me but before he can say anything we hear the bell ring.

Ah, the one and only walks through the door as I roll my eyes.

"Heeeey" I groan through my gritted teeth "What's up kenny?"

"Ay, tweek, me Man! What's up" kenny says as he gives me one of those bro hug things 

"Uh hi kenny? Do you want the usual?"

"Oh um," he rubs his neck and pauses. He puts his hands back in the pockets of his parka and says "I'm actually not here, for a coffee" 

"Oh?" Clyde says, trying to reach the bottom of his cup by sipping loudly. He wants the rest of the tea. 

I turn back to kenny "Well you see, I got fired at city wok" he looks down at the ground "which sucks because I've been working there for so long"

"Oh? And you came here because...?" 

"Oof rough shade, tweeker"

"Just drink your goddamn tea, Clyde" 

Clyde put his head down in shame as I looked back at kenny 

"So Craig said it was just you working here?"

"Well, I'm the only one working back staff" I told him "so I'm basically my own manager" 

Kenny paused "Do you think you could get me a job?" He asked "I'll work for anything"

"Anything?"