Teenage Dirtbag -South Park Creek

I said wee, bitch.

Craig's P.o.V

My eyes opened up. I smiled at my plastic stars and thought about how me and Kenny are like, a thing now. My legs draped over my bed and I got up and stretched. I walked to my window and opened it, letting the warm spring wind come in my room and fill it. A smile came across my face and went to the bathroom. I leaned against the sink and went on Pandora 'arvril Lavigne radio' came on. I moved my head to the beat as I brushed my teeth, listening to 'the middle' by jimmy eat world. I felt like I was in a teen movie intro. Like today I was going to find out One of my friends was madly in love with me, even though I'm an 'underdog' or whatever.

"CRAIG" tricia was pounding on the door as I was about to get in the shower

"DONT COME IN IM NAKED"

"IM JUST LETTING YOU KNOW, THAT WE'RE OUT OF FRUIT LOOPS" I heard her walk away

"Damn" I said to myself. I was going to have to go to the store. Fuck I really don't want to. But it's worth it for cereal.

Once I got out I put some old spice deodorant on and got dressed. I tiptoed to my moms room. If she's up then I won't have to leave the house. I opened the door and I saw the lights off and heard light snoring. I love that woman. I closed the door and smiled.

A couple minutes later I walked into the living room "bye Trish"

"See ya loser"

My feet felt light on the sidewalk. It's such a nice Sunday morning that instead of taking my old beat up truck I'm walking which I really am not very found of. It's not that far anyways.

Once I wlaked in, I immediately went to the breakfast isle. They had bagels, bread, donuts, and cereal on the precious isle 4. As I was scanning the diffrent kinds of  breakfast I heard mumbling, that turned into weird whisper yelling.

"No clyde!" "Go!" "I'm not-" "don't be a bitch" was all I got out of it

I turned my head and saw Clyde pushing Tweek towards me and then scat away. 

"Uh? Hi?" I said

"Heyyy.. Uh Craig" he attempted to lean against the cereal shelf but ended up knocking them all down

"Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit  shit" he repeated 

"BAIL! BAIL!" Clyde called from the other isle so Tweek awkwardly ran

"Um?" I slupurted out as I looked across the isle covered with diffrent mixes of cereal.

An angry cashier worker stormed to the isle, he crossed his arms and looked at me "Did you do this?" I shook my head and said "no sir" he stormed to the back storage closet for what I assumed was to get a broom

I picked up my cereal and went to the other isle to get toilet paper then went to the cash register. 

As I was walking out Tweek stopped me.

 "Hey sorry about that" he said biting the skin off his lower lip and fiddling with his hands

"It's okay but seriously" I laughed "What was that?"

"Oh, Uh, haha I was going to ask you" he trailed a bit "if you wanted to go to the park later"

"Sure that sounds like fun"

He smiled a little bit "but after I get off work" him saying the word work made me think about how kenny works at Tweak Bros now.

"Can kenny come?" His smile went away

"Sure" 

"Cool. I gotta go bye Tweek!" I smiled at him as I ran to my house door

I looked back when I got to my doorknob and I saw Tweek standing in the same spot, frowning.