The florist 💐: I have an idea for our next photo shoot
Beautiful 💕: hmm?
The florist 💐: you
The florist 💐: me
The florist 💐: naked
The florist 💐: in various positions
Beautiful 💕: tumblr wouldn't be able to handle it. They've gone soft.
The florist 💐: TBHHHHH
The florist 💐: tumblr had the best porn. They had all my kinks, and it was real yk?
The florist 💐: I hate mainstream porn so much. Like yk damn well that dick didn't hurt why you moaning so unrealistically loud for. Take it like a champ. That weak stroke game does not feel as good as you're making it sound.
Beautiful 💕: 👀
The florist 💐: and the erotica???? Fuck that shit was delicious.
Beautiful 💕: so after you stopped messaging me on tumblr you just decided to use it for porn instead.
The florist 💐: didn't know what I was missing out on and now it's gone. Where am I gonna find hardcore threesomes now???
The florist 💐: tumblr is a sell out fuck tumblr
Beautiful 💕: but in a way we technically met on tumblr
The florist 💐: fuck sfw tumblr
Beautiful 💕: well technically we can't be fucking anything on tumblr
The florist 💐: you don't understand how porn deprived I am now
The florist 💐: I haven't cum in days
The florist 💐: my balls are filled with nut
The florist 💐: my senses are heightened
Beautiful 💕: wtf are you on rn 😂
The florist 💐: not on you 🙄 sadly
The florist 💐: but I'm seriously sexually frustrated
Beautiful 💕: thanks for letting me know???
The florist 💐: this is when you're supposed to HELP ME
The florist 💐: be sexy
The florist 💐: send nudes
The florist 💐: talk dirty to me
The florist 💐: call me up, voice all breathy and tell me what to do, make me touch myself
The florist 💐: be DADDY
Beautiful 💕: for your sake I'm going to ignore all of that
The florist 💐: for my sake you'd help me relieve some stress.
Beautiful 💕: read the Bible. Accept Jesus Christ as your lord in savior. Get baptized. Pray. Do your homework. Rebuild your relationship with your actual dad. Be productive.
The florist 💐: but I want sexxxx
The florist 💐: I haven't had it in MONTHS
The florist 💐: my ass is starving. My hole is grieving.
The florist 💐: my mouth feels empty, lost.
Beautiful 💕: then go have it
The florist 💐: WHAT
Beautiful 💕: we're not dating lol so go hookup
The florist 💐: ....
The florist 💐: ARE YOU STOOPID
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