how to: get the D

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first "how to" fuck yeah

its jen btw bringing u da facts fo lyfe in "how to get the D"

rule numero uno

well here's how it all starts

he walks into the room, glares u in the eyes and says...

"did u bring yo homework?"

and you say "lol nah dat shit ratchet ass sour cream"

den u get a D in yo class fo yo sass

rule numbre dos (is dis even spanish i dunno)

he walks into class and is liek "pop quiz bitchachos" and throws paper at ur eyes 

so here's what u do, 

u look at it and u is "wut is dis shiet" so u scribble penises all over it and he give u a D for poor effort but u got extra points for gettin question uno correct

das how u get the D

D end 

xx jen jen aka sex ed on legs

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