ive waited a long time to post this ngl
step 1: have a nice booty
step 2: own a wattpad acc that is outta dis wurld B)
step 3: be 1d af
step 4: be unique (aka a total loser ((ily guys)))
step 5: be adorab- i mean punk. gotta be punk rock to be a booty
step 6: live halfway across the fuckin globe
