how to: be you

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oK SO IDK IF ITS JUST ME BUT I TEND TO ACT LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE WHEN IM WITH MY RL FRIENDS. 

LIKE, IF THEY SAY THEY HATE SOMEONE ILL BE YEAH LIKE, "ME TOO OMG WHAT A SLUT, HOE." liKe ???

anD THEN I ASK MYSELF WHY THE FUCK AM I SO UNHAPPY 20-8098940% OF THE TIME.

sO HERE R TIPS TO HELP U BE URSELF BC I KNOW THAT THERE R PPL OUT THERE WHO SOMETIMES ACT LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE JUST TO FIT IN IK HOW U FEel.

how to be u ; a guide by una the bae

1. listen to 5sos moans.

(((( kiDDING )))

2. dont be fucking afraid to state ur opinion man. bc i bet u $50 that ur friends opinon is cow shit rubbish and urs is on point man. opinion game strong.

3. dont be afraid to listen to the music YOU like. and if somebody fucking trashes ur singer / band give them a fucking slap. bc the music YOU like makes YOU happy. liking someone elses type of music just so u can fit in is making YOU upset. especially when ur humming the song u like and they r like, "ew, u listen to 5sos !!!1!!!111111!"

that is when u call jesus ((( me ))) bc they r going 38357 feet underground. 

4. dress how YOU want to dress. if u like skirts, wear fucking skirts. if u like to wear heals - wear fucking heals man. if YOU LIKE TO LOOK NICE AND DO UR HAIR AND EVERYTHING - DO IT!!!!! no matTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS OK. IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY DO IT.

ROB A FUCKING BANK IF IT MAKES U HAPPY.

5. have sex with ur fav

((( kidding omg shoot me )))

i LOVE YOU GUYS OK.

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