how to: be a heart breaker

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rule number one: is that you gotta have fun, but baby when you're done, you gotta make sure you head to the clinic to check if you have stds, safety first.

rule number two: dont get attached too, im srs i mean if you some how get glued together or he shoves a gluestick up there during sexual intercourse than it sucks to suck. 

rule number three: wear a heart on your cheek, literally. rip someones heart out and smear it all over your face or foot. either way you're a serial killer.

rule number four: gotta be lookin pure, i mean no one want to sniff your "down there" if it smelly. make sure you shave too. 

THIS IS HOW TO BE A HEART BREAKER, BOYS THEY LIKE THE LOOK OF DANGER LALALALLA I LUV MARINA CUS SHES BAE

- frann out

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