how to: be mikel clifford

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1. lose ur passport

2. dye ur hair a lot

3. get a dumb tattoo

4. fly 2 tha moon

5. get a scar above ur eye

6. look like ur on drugz

7. forget how 2 wash ur hur

8. make sure ur band mates r hotter than u !!!!

9. use nd screw over gurls ////:

10. sound like atl

11. dunt actually sound like alt

12. try 2 hard 2 sound like atl 

13. hear that song by abigfail breastlin ??? idk her name lol

14. sing along 2 tha song

15. tell ur fronds shes obsessed w u

16. sound like girl wen u call wen ur drunk lol

17. dont b a catch

18. b a dumbass

19. blech ur hur

20. let it fall out

21. make sur u tell lots of lies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22. b less dateable than rock

23. giv ppl ticetz to ur show

24. say  "erhmahger shez lyk totali obsesed w/ me dud"

25. mak sur ur ex talx to all ur old exz 2

26. RLLY SUK!!!!!! 

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