okay, so, to be a bad bitch you don't need to be like beyonce.
in fact, you can be ugly as balls, and still be the baddest bitch in town. i mean, i am ugly as shit, and i like to think of myself as a bad bitch. so, here are some super simple steps on how to be the baddest bitch in town, yEE
1. think you are a bad bitch. you cannot be a bad bitch without the confidence to call yourself as a bad bitch.
2. wake up like dis, flawless. but for reals, wake up, look at yo beautiful lil face, and be like I AM A BAD BITCH, CANT NOBODY FUCK WITH ME and you'll be on your way
3. keep yo nails. yo weave, yo mush, and yo tatas in check. if you're not looking after yourself, then you are not doing yourself justice.
4. just be you sugar, don't worry about ANYBODY elses opinion, girl. if you wanna go do something, go do it, if you wanna say something, go ahead and say it! don't let anyone hold you back.
5. have confidence! you wanna have confidence in yourself! but don't come across too overly confident, because we all know those girls, and, well, they're not bad bitches. they're just bitches.
6. yOU WANT SOME SAAAAASSSSSSS. slap that sass all over your face girl, if someone is not treating you right, you need to tell that damn lil punk ass bitch, ya feel? but sass does not noT NOT NOTOTNOTNTONM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mean you get to be mean, rude, negative, or unkind to someone, it means you took this big ass idk painball, okay, you took this big ass paintball and yOU THROW THAT SHIT ALL OVER YOUR PERSONALITY! you put yourself out there, and become extremely out of the normal standards.
7. the next to being a bad bitch, is to just be yourself! know who you are, and be confident with who you are. you don't wanna waste your life being someone that you're not, it's yo life honeybooboo, live it.
8. use your sass. people are gonna react to you now being a bad bitch, and some of those reactions are gonna be negative. so, all that sass that you slapped all over your face needs to come into action! all you need to do, is flip the bird. and i'm not talking about no kevin shit, i aint 2012 louis tomlinson, you need to stick yo middle finger up in the air! you don't have to say a single thing, just throw that middle finger up in the air
9. next you need to sTRUT YOUR SHIT. you keep yo head up, and that smile on your face, and that glowing bad ass personality.
and if you follow all of these steps, you'll become a bad bitch! hell yeah, go you!
BONUS! bad bitch playlist
in order to be the baddest bitch ever, you also need to listen to the music to make you strut yo fine ass
1. fancy by iggy azalea ft. charli xcx
2. hard out here by lily allen
3. flawless by beyonce aka queen
4. million dollar bills by lorde
5. how to be a heart breaker by marina and the diamonds
6. work bitch by britney spears
7. when i grow up by the pussy cat dolls
8. you (ha ha ha) by charli xcx
9. fucked my way up to the top by lana del rey
10. interlude: moving on by paramore
11. do my thang by miley cyrus
12. donatella by lady gaga
13. hollaback girl by gwen stefani
14. so what by pink
15. boss ass bitch - ptaf ft. nicki minaj.
